Gone shopping

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If you've ever wondered what taking a pregnant 18-year-old and a 22-year-old into a Walmart looks like it's actually pretty funny, while beau laughs at me for getting my weird cravings he also manages to get me to laugh at myself too, while I picked up a container of cottage cheese beau laughed at me
"I didn't know you liked cottage cheese" he said
"I really don't" I said as I chuckled at myself
And there was way more moments like that, just like when I decided that turkey lunch meat sounded good
"Sandwiches?" Beau asked
"Nope, turkey lunch meat just sounds good" I told him
"By itself?" He asked
"Don't judge me, it's your babies that want these weird things" I told him, he chuckled at me
"I'm pretty sure they're our babies" he said
"Exactly, half you half me, and I don't eat most of the crap I've been craving" I said as we continued to laugh at each other
"Neither do I" he said
We ended up with about a 50/50 ratio of actual stuff we needed like, bead, eggs, milk and parts of dinners, then we had all the weird stuff I wanted like, pork rinds, cottage cheese, pickles, more peanut butter, beef jerky, apple sauce, macaroni and cheese and flaming hot Cheetos, of course there was a lot more stuff and a lot of it I didn't usually eat, but me and beau thought it was pretty funny when the lady that was ringing us up would come across one of the weird foods then look at us like we were crazy, we got home and I helped beau as much as he would let me, which meant I got to put away everything that goes in the pantry, after we got done putting everything away I was starting to get hungry, I went into the pantry and got the peanut butter again, when beau came back downstairs from whatever he was secretly planning, he saw me sitting at the table with the peanut butter again
"Peanut butter for lunch too love?" He asked
"Mmhmm" I said
"Well, at least you're eating now" he said
"You can say that again" I told him
He chuckled at me as he came to sit down with me
"Speaking of, what are you planning?" I asked
"What do you mean love?" He asked
"I mean, you were on the phone with your mom yesterday and you went to pick something up for me and the babies this morning then you've been running back and forth between upstairs and downstairs" I told him
"Okay, I told you my mom was just having a rough day yesterday and I've been going upstairs and downstairs all day because the surprise has to be put together and the surprise is more so for you then the babies" he told me
"Hmm" I said
"If you think you'll guess the surprise, I'm willing to bet you won't" he said as he leaned back in his chair
"Hmm, okay you said it's more for me than the babies" I said
"Yes" he told me
"Will you tell me what color it is?" I asked
"Hm, You could say it's like a grayish color" he told me
"And you said it has to be put together?" I said
"Sort of, it's more like it needs to be pieced together" he said
"Is it for inside or outside?" I asked
"Mm, both" he told me
"Hmm, I actually don't know, it's small, it's more for me than the babies, it has to be pierced together, it's a grayish color and it's for inside and outside, I don't have one idea of what it could be beau" I said
"I told you that you wouldn't be able to figure it out"he said smiling at me
"Can you tell me when it will be done?" I said with doe eyes
"Mm, in a month or two" he said
"Jeez it's going to take that long?" I asked
"Yep, it takes a lot of preparation" he said
"Ugh" I said
Now it'll be driving me nuts, I'm usually so good at guessing things, but I had no idea what the hell he could be planning.

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