BTS reacts to Donald Trump

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Me: ok I want all of you guys in separate rooms please, I'll come and explain to you guys what will happen once you settle down.

BTS: Araso!!
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Rap Mon: ok so what's this computer fo-

Me: D-don't touch it!!! Its not Rap Mon proof yet... It will take some time... Like everything around you did... Um ok so your going to react to a Donald Trump video which I think is ridiculous.... Um ok, *starts video*

Donald Trump: it was very hard for me.... My father gave me a small loan of 1 million dollars...

Rap Mon: .... That's it?

Me: *nods* what do you want to say about this video? How do you feel about it?

Rap Mon: *stands up, takes out paper from pocket, and opens it* *clears throat* I think this is bullshit.... Clearly anyone would love to have this 'small loan' of 1 million dollars, if he thinks its a small loan then why not give it to the people in need?!?! How could I never seen this before?!?! I've never been so blind in my life?!?! I now know that.... Donald Trump got no jams!!!!!

Me: *claps* preach!!! *drinks holy water*
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Jin: nice to have a special pink room all to myself *smiles* so kawaii!!!

Me: ok so Jin your going to react to a video from Donald Trump, okay?

Jin: sure but where is my pink computer? I don't want this shit!!!

Me: *sighs* my apologies.. The crew didn't listen to me when I said everything need to be PINK!! *hands pink computer*

Jin: *plays video*

Donald Trump: it was very hard for me.... My father gave me a small loan of 1 million dollars....

Me: what are your thoughts about this?

Jin: what.... The..... Actual.... Fuck?!?! How is 1 million dollars a small loan?!?! Like you can buy a lifetime supply of pink things!!!! I'm done with this guy!!!!
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J-Hope: yaaa!!! I-I hate snakeu!!!!!

Me: ok J-Hope!!! Your going to react to a video by Donald Trump....

J-Hope: does he have Snakeu?

Me: no

J-Hope: ok *plays video*

Donald Trump: it was very hard for me.... My father gave me a small loan of 1 million dollars....

Me: so how does this make you feel?

J-Hope: ..... Seriously??? This guy is greedy as fuck!!! I remember my life before I auditioned for Big Hit Entertainment.... I never got a 'small loan' I had to work my ass off for my family, I worked hard just to keep them satisfied and you call 1 million dollars a small loan?!?!? I can't even... Just OMG!!!!

Me: amazing!!!!!
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V: *teleports around the room*

Me: *bumps into V* ouch!

V: sorry!! *teleports to seat*

Me: ok so your going to react to a Donald Trump video like the others are doing...

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