Are you tired of sad, hopeless, depressing, tasteless breakfasts?
Wait... was that my breakfast or my life I just described?
DOESN'T MATTER. SAME FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
I've got a treat for you that will at least alleviate half of your problems, then!
Introducing...
Pillsbury freezer biscuits!
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These delicious, frozen biscuits will heat up in just TWENTY FIVE MINUTES!
And they taste just like Grandma used to make...
Or in my case, hopefully they taste nothing like what Grandma used to make because my Grandma couldn't cook SHIT.
Anyways.
Try Pillsbury freezer biscuits!
No, really do.... Please... try the biscuits. They're all I've got going for me in this life.
MARTHA LEFT ME AND TOOK TODD AND RUFUS WITH HER!!!!!
I'm sorry... I need a moment.
*cries in Russian*
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Well, I've got memes.... memes make this "Wattpad is in crisis mode" feel at least a bit better.
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ALL HAIL FLUFFY!!!
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