It is my favorite chapter of this entire book.....
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Yes, I know....
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS FOUR TIMES, SHARON.
Well, I will go through pointing out the eternal glory of chapter 69 for the rest of eternity.
No, seriously. I'm going to be an old person and I'll still find this funny.
So, let's do something special, because obviously this is the most special chapter in the book.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AUTHOR ASKS YOU QUESTIONS.
Actually I do that here....
Whoops.
But really,
ASK ME QUESTIONS.
ASK ME ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING.
I HAVE MANY INTERESTING STORIES.
I AM A VAGUELY INTERESTING PERSON. LET ME PROVE IT.
Couple of questions for you, too:
1. How are you feeling right now?
I'm feeling swankalicious, btw. I'm so happy <3
2. Would you rather have to go birdseed shopping with Quinton or bird watching with Duane?
3. Would you rather listen to my painfully long rant about why curling sucks or my painfully long rant about every composer ever?
Kickstarter: Tchaikovsky was gay.
IT IS JUST A ROCK ON ICE. WHY THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS A SPORT???
4. Indian food or Chinese food?
5. Russian food or German food? (Okay, I'm really hungry.)
DAMMIT. I HAVE THE MADDEST CRAVING FOR SOME SWEDISH MEATBALLS RIGHT NOW.
Honestly, if someone could seriously come over and give me a plate of Swedish meatballs, I would love you so much.
6. Mozart or Beethoven?
7. Jazz or electronica?
Anywho.... onward with the post.
1. MY SCHOOL JUST CALLED AND WE GET THE DAY OFF TOMORROW, WOOOOOOOOOO
I'm so happy because now I get out of the math quiz I was not ready for XD
2. I finished writing my research paper for English today, woooooo
3. I did my "group" presentation today for choir, and that went very well!
4. I am still SHOOK over not having school tomorrow, TBH
5. I still want Swedish meatballs....
6. I just drank some water. I feel so hydrated.
7. I pronounced Vladimir Putin's name in a very weird and funny way.... and somehow "Pu-tan" is now a type of feminine product according to my dad.
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