Yer a viking, Harry.

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YOU KNOW WHAT.

WE NEED TO BRING BACK THE NINETEEN FUCKING SEVENTIES SO PICTURES LIKE THIS CAN MAKE SENSE AGAIN:

WE NEED TO BRING BACK THE NINETEEN FUCKING SEVENTIES SO PICTURES LIKE THIS CAN MAKE SENSE AGAIN:

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That level of style is beyond human comprehension, man.
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I'm listening to Opeth right now.

WHO HERE IS SURPRISED??

That's right, NO ONE.

Heheh... this is awkward.

ANYWAYS. IMPORTANT BEESWAX:

1. I AM GOING TO BE MEETING HANNAH Onehitwonder18 ON WEDNESDAY AND I AM SO FUCKING EXCITEEDDDDDD WOOOOOOOO

I've always imagined meeting y'all in real life, but now I actually get to do it and I can't just....

I'M GEEKEEEEEED

I swear to God I think when we meet Jon Anderson will likely fly across the sky on his personal rainbow unicorn and the two of them will shower us all in cupcakes.

I'm not kidding, it's going to be that magical👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Really though, we've been talking for so long now, y'all have no idea how damn excited I am to finally meet her irl ❤️❤️

2. The people at my work are slowly but surely realizing the fact I'm a total freak and it's kind of hilarious 👌🏻

In a good way, of course.

A lady who's training me (she's like sixty or something) was asking about my favorite music (we work in a music store after all), and I was all like...

WELL. THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

I like the Beatles... I like The Who.... etc,

THREE MINUTES LATER.

Folk music.... some modern indie music like Florence and the Machine, Arctic Monkeys...

THREE MORE MINUTES.

AND THIS ONE sWeDiSh DeAtH mEtaAl BaNd.

Here's the deal, y'all. I broke the rule.

You're not supposed to just TELL elders that you listen to death metal, or seriously metal period, UNTIL you are certain that they are chill with that sort of thing... here's the deal.... I was NOT sure this lady had chill.

After I realized I just kind of blabbed out that I like said band, I realized I needed to give a better description of EXACTLY who they were so she didn't think I sacrificed puppies to Beelzebub or something like that.

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