At the Strand of Nightmares

LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC

So, I was googling "insecure girl" stock photo (don't ask why), and came across this amazing photograph:

JUST LOOK AT THIS:

My sense of humor is literally the most invalid thing on this planet😂😂

SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE AUDITION.

1. I played two organ pieces.

One was by JS Bach, and TBH, Bach can really just go stuff himself up his own ass.

*that was supposed to be funny*

2. They asked a few questions in an interview.

My favorite, of course, was this:

"What kind of music do you like?"

Now, this should be straightforward, but when you're a pretentious asshole like myself, your interests start to feel a bit... forced?

And therefore invalid.

So, after mentioning that I LOVE classical music, I took special care to make sure they knew I wasn't making that up....