A/n
Honestly I don't even know what this is, the song came on and I had this idea lmao
I don't even know if it makes sense I'm sorry in advance
If you don't know the lyrics for the song I'd say read them to understand the first part of the story 🌚
Lily allen- not fair
Top- Jungkook
Bottom- Jimin*Jungkook POV*
"You can't be serious?" I asked through a laugh
"I am! She was so shit. It was like everything she was doing was over exaggerated like in porn. And whilst that is fine when I'm watching porn, I don't want real life experiences like that, so I faked an orgasm and went home" Yugyeom laughed and finished his pint of beer "you want another? It's on me"
"Sure" I smiled and finished my own drink as he went to the bar
It was Friday night, we both had a shit day in work so decided to go drink for a bit. There was karaoke on tonight as well which is always fun to watch drunk people embarrass themselves on stage singing to songs that their voices are clearly not made to sing.
"Here you go" Yugyeom said from beside me, snapping me out of the trance I fell into
"Thanks, cheers" we both clinked glasses and took a sip.
The next person got up to sing on stage and I knew Yugyeom would want to claim her straight away
"Damn she's fit"
"She's alright... I've seen you with better"
"True but she's still up there"
"I suppose, I don't see it myself though"
"That's because your gay ass loves dick" he scoffed with a smile and looked back to me
"No no, my gay dick loves ass... I'm not a bottom"
"Sure, Okay..."
"What makes you so certain?"
"Because I know you"
"You clearly don't"
"I want proof next time you top"
"How the hell do I prove it to you?"
"Record it... find someone willing to have sex with you, which in itself would be a challenge, and then convince them that you should record it"
"Alright, fine. I should never have told you I bottomed that one time"
Yugyeom just chuckled and put his attention back on the girl on stage. She looked at him as well and I could've sworn I saw her blush when he winked at her. I rolled my eyes to myself and cracked my neck before clapping her once she finished. As karaoke goes, she wasn't half bad.
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Jikook Oneshots
FanfictionI write one shots when I have writers block on a story I'm writing, which happens a lot lol. Ideas are my own so if it's similar to yours I'm sorry just let me know and I'll put a comment in the chapter telling people about yours also. Mainly jikoo...