Welcome back to ERBODR! Todays contestants are...
Ibuki
Vs
Kaede...
BEGIN!
Kaede: Well, whaddya know?
An 'musician' with no flow
Fighting the Ultimate Pianist
Is a big no-go.
See, this gal thinks she's so cute
Screaming about beef stew
With the techno sounds that really just
Make me wanna puke.
Like, seriously, dude,
I'm the star of DR
I made twist that's so exciting
Bet you never made it that far!
So actually tune your guitar
No one cares who you are
Find someone you can spar
And remember I'm the star!
Ibuki: Oh wow, did finding those words hurt your head?
"Oh I love Kaede's music!"
I've never heard that said.
You're cringy-ass songs should really be a crime
Uh, I can't find a word to rhyme
I guess we're running out of time
So let me end with this:
Ibuki's music is sublime!
Kaede, spoken: At least my boyfriend's alive.
Ibuki, spoken: OH, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY DECEASED TWOGAMI TO MY FACE, HUH?
Kaede, spoken: I'm just being honest.
Ibuki, spoken: COME HERE, CLASSICAL SCUMBAG!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
WHY THE HELL DID I MAKE THIS?!
YOU DECIDE!
Word count - 197.
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