Please Stay With Me (Minecraft Daycare Oneshots)

Can We Discusss the Elephant in the Room?

"Welcome to another day at Daycare!" Ryan called out. "Hiiiiiiiii everybody!" He greeted, running up the stairs and jumping up on his table.

"Hiiii Ryan..." Goldy sighed.

"Hi Ryan!" The Daycare kids all greeted.

"Hey..." Ryan said, noticing something missing from his side. "Where is Tina?" Normally she would have her arms wrapped around him at this point, forcing Ryan to hold her up or else she would fall, and Ryan wouldn't want that.

"Uhh- No where!" Goldy said quickly. "I mean..."

"I don't know." Tony shrugged.

"Not sure." Kat whispered.

"Arf! Arf!" Pup barked.

"NoZ ClUzeZ." Derp said.

"I don't know the answer to your question..." Lizzie confesses.

"I dunno." Cookie said.

"Zzzzzz." Sal snored.

"I don't know. Do you?" Danny asked Dave.

"Nope. Not sure." Dave said back.

This app happed at the same time, but Ryan understood no one knew. Well maybe Goldy did. She wasn't convincing enough.

"Goldy, if you are going to insist on lying, you may as well learn HOW to lie correctly." Ryan sighed, resting his head on his hand and shaking it back and forth slightly.

"She's no where because-because... uhhhh. Oh! Because this place is the best and if you are here you are getting somewhere in the world, so if this is somewhere and Tina isn't here, she is no where!" Goldy exclaimed, coming up with an alright excuse.

"Goldy... that was terrible. Where is Tina?" Ryan asked in a threatening voice.

"InUnicorn'sBasement! Don'tTellHimIToldYou! I'mSorryIt'sNotMyFaultThisTime! I'mSoSorryUnicorn!" Goldy said all at once. Ryan shook his head and headed down stairs.

"UNICORN!" Ryan called out.

"What?" Unicorn called back. "Is it game time already?"

Unicorn started up the stairs and met Ryan 3/4 of the way down the stairs.

"Where is Tina?" Ryan asked, trying to remain calm.

"Uhhhh did you call her? Maybe she stayed home sick today." Unicorn suggested to him.

"Tony doesn't know where she is. If she was at home, he would know. Plus she always texts me if she is sick." Ryan said, calling out the lies that Unicorn was trying to feed him.

"Well I'm not sure where she is-where are you going?" Ryan had started to go down the rest of the stairs to get to the bottom.

"Oh I'm just gonna go downstairs and we can continue this conversation on the couch in your base." Ryan said casually.

"No! Wait! I mean-the couches upstairs are much more comfy. We should go upstairs!" Unicorn Mann said, now clearly nervous.

"Meh. It's a further walk." Ryan said, continuing to the door.

"Wait!" Unicorn shouted.

"What?" Ryan asked, turning around.

"You can't go in there!" Unicorn told him.

"Why not?" Ryan asked, suspicious.

"Uhhh well... you see... My room is dirty! Yeah! And like, I don't want you to go in there because it is dirty."