Incorrect Dragons Quotes

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The "After Unicorn and Goldy find out about Tina playing G&G (but actually D&D)" Collection

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Tina: Hey Ryan, would you like to hang out after school?

Unicorn: *Stage whispering it in her ear* Make a charisma check.

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Tina: Oh my gosh! I was so busy with basketball practice, I forgot there was homework. Can I borrow yours?

Cookie: Su-

Goldy: Deception check!

Cookie: What???

Tina: *Deep sigh* Ignore her...

Cookie: Alright. *Hands Tina the homework*

Goldy: You succeeded. She doesn't suspect you playing G&G to be the cause of you forgetting homework, a d she has ignored me.

Tina: Shut up.

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Announcer: We're down to the last 20 seconds. Tina has the ball! Can she make it in time?!

Tina: *Hardcore concentrating*

Unicorn: TINA! ATHLETICS CHECK!!!

Goldy: WITH DISADVANTAGE BECAUSE WE ARE DISTRACTING YOU!

Unicorn and Goldy: *Burst out laughing from her failure*

Tina: You two think you're so funny.

Tina: But I got news for you.

Tina: You ain't.

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The "Things that totally happened when Ryan knew that Tiger Girl was Tina, but no one else did" Collection

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Goldy: Why are you sitting with us all of a sudden?

Ryan: You could say I dragoned her over to hang out with us.

Ryan: Because she's so Great and Good.

Tina: I wanted to make more friends and get out of the social clicks that are school seems to be stuck in.

Tina: *Glaring at Ryan, has clenched* But sometimes I find myself wondering the SAME THING.

Ryan: *Laughter*

Goldy and Unicorn: *Complete confusion*

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Ryan: *To Unicorn and Goldy, with Tina in earshot* Have you ever noticed that Tina's whole aesthetic is that of a tiger.

Unicorn: Tony also has the same aesthetic.

Ryan: And she's a girl.

Unicorn: Goldy is also a girl!

Goldy: Ryan. We get what you are hinting at...

Tina: *Internal meltdown while pretending to be completely fine.*

Goldy: Hey Tina?

Tina: *Trying not to die* Yes?

Goldy: Do you wanna go as Tigeress for our Konfu Panda cosplay in two weeks?

Ryan: *Huge grin*

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Unicorn: Does Ryan seem off when he's around Tina to you?

Goldy: Well duh.

Goldy: They like one another.

Unicorn: How can you tell.

Goldy: I can always tell when a guy and a girl are crushing on one another.

Unicorn: *Mumbling* The irony of that statement is really depressing, to be honest...

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