"Welcome to another day at Daycare!"
From shipping #Tyan to making plans to go through the portal when the speaking kids aren't looking, this Daycare is full of crazy kids and crazy plans, and it doesn't stop there. These short Oneshots are full of...
So basically, @berryqueen032 has dared me to make the whole series, even though I was kinda against it. But a dare is a dare, so here is part two! I'm going to slowly change it so it can have a different ending that fits Tyan. :)
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Ryan and Tina were sitting in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. It had been silent for awhile, but Ryan finally decided to speak.
"Tina, what the heck was all of that!"
"I'm not sure what you're referring to."
"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Tina!"
"Are you sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that."
"Tina, I watched you cut the captain's face off with a lightsaber."
"That sounds dangerous." Tina hid her lightsaber behind her back.
"You were using your slingshot to knock children off of the ship!"
"That must have been horrifying to watch."
"And then you started stabbing random passengers with knifes!"
"Well thank God the children weren't on board to witness that!"
Ryan shook his head, not sure how to respond. He shifted his feet, but that's when he realized something else was wrong.
"Uhh, Tina? Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?"
"Huh, I guess you could say it IS all red and sticky."
"Tina, what are we standing in?"
"Would you believe it is strawberry syrup from the breakfast buffet?"
"No, I would not believe that..." Ryan said, not wanting to believe it was what he was pretty sure it was.
"How about melted cherry popsicles?"
"No."
"Boat juice?"
"No!"
"The tears of a super hero?"
"Tell me the truth, Tina!"
"Fine... It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B."
"Tina!"
"Well, they were stealing all of the French fries!"
"I can't believe what I'm hearing, you can't even eat French fries anymore!"
"I will not apologize for doing what was necessary for the safety of the French fries."
Ryan sighed, growing silent again. He looked around at the open ocean. That's when he noticed something else was wrong.
"Tina, where are all of the lifeboats?"
"Oh wow! You win the grand prize! I didn't even notice that!"
"Where are the other lifeboats, Tina?"
"Well looking at the trajectory of the moon and multiplying it by how many times a tiger's heart beats per minute... I would say at the bottom of the ocean. I shot lots of wholes in them with my pistol."
"Tina!" Ryan said, more out of disappointment than out of shock.
"I clearly have a problem. I have a very serious problem."
"You are just-" He paused, trying to find the words, "so terrible, today... I get that you have to eat, but a whole cruise ship?!"
"Shhh! Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Ryan heard the sounds of people screaming from the mayhem Tina had caused on board, and as the frantically jumped into the ocean to try and save themselves.
"That's the sound of people drowning, Tina." Ryan said, not amused.
"That is what forgiveness sounds like: Screaming and then silence."
