For some reason I just had a ton of these sitting around in my notes, so please enjoy!!
Tina: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Ryan's second wife!
Ryan: What happened to my first wife?
Tina: Nothing you can prove.
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Goldy: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Tina: Which one? I can't do both.
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Ryan, sighing: I have something I need to get off my chest.
Tina, internally: Please be your shirt, please be your shirt!
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Ryan: I made tea.
Tina: I don't want tea.
Ryan: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea.
Tina: Then why did you tell me?
Ryan: It's a conversation starter.
Tina: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Ryan: Oh, is it? Well we're conversing. Checkmate.
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Unicorn: So, I heard you like bad boys.
Goldy: Not really?
Unicorn: Oh thank god.
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Tina: Ryan is smart, he'll be fine.
Ryan: *runs past window screaming and on fire*
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Goldy: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Tina: And you came to me?
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Goldy: Name a way to be nice to others.
Tina: Don't kill them.
Goldy: ...setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it.
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Unicorn: I'd date you.
Goldy: What?
Unicorn: I SAID I HATE YOU.
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Cookie: I'm done with boys.
Cookie: I mean, I haven't even started with them, but I'm done.
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