Incorrect Life Quotes

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I know these should go in my LIFE Oneshot book, but like... if I do that people will ask when I'm continuing that story, and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment in my life yet, so it goes here. (Another Note at the end btw)

Lexi: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's embarrassing!

Mat: We're dating.

Lexi: Still!

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Tori: What now?

Ryan: I don't know.

Tori: What do you mean 'I don't know'? This was your plan!

Ryan: Yeah, but I didn't expect this much of it to actually work.

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Lexi: Our can opener is broken.

Mat: So it's a can't opener?

Lexi: I can't believe I'm dating you.

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Lexi: Would you say you're independent?

Ryan: [Looks at Tori]

Tori: [Nods]

Ryan: I'd say so, yes.

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Lexi: What are your goals?

Mat: To pet all the dogs!

Lexi: No, your fitness goals.

Mat: To run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs!

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Tori: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Ryan: Come on, everyone knows that's worse!

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Lexi: Toss me my keys.

Mat: [Tosses a printer]

Lexi: I said my keys!

Mat: I thought you said printer!

Lexi: WHY WOULD I SAY PRINTER?!?!

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Ryan: Bad things always happen around me, I must have bad luck.

Tori: Bad things happen around you because you do stupid things all the time...

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Tori: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Lexi, on top of a table with Mat and Ryan: Those are some brave words coming from someone standing in lava.

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Ryan: Hey, are you okay?

Tori, crying: Yeah, it's just these onions.

Ryan: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY TO TORI?!

By the way guys, are any of you on any of the Rocky Media discord servers? I would love to chat with you guys over there! Hit me up if you see me online. I'm honorchior over there too!

**Edit** I went over to the Ryguyrocky discord and I was disappointed in the handling the staff had over the server. So instead, pleas let me know if any of you would be interested in me starting a discord server for those who read my stories to talk about them on. I would do sneak peeks at upcoming stories and we would be able to talk about the stories and life in general. Let me know what you think and any ideas you have.

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