Unicorn: Tina, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Tina: I'll wash the walls with your blood!
Unicorn: Okay, but before you do that, do the dishes. Oh, and use soap this time!
~~~
Tina: I taught Pup to say the 7 deadly sins.
Ryan: No you didn't.
Pup: Ruff.
Tina: See, he sad "wrath".
Ryan: He said ruff! You can't teach a dog to-
Pup: Gluttony.
Ryan:
Ryan: What the heck?!
~~~
Sabre: *taps pen*
Tina: *taps pen in response*
Unicorn: Stop that.
Tina: Stop what?
Unicorn: You're talking about me in Morris code!
Sabre: Yes, that's exactly what we are doing. In our own, limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
[Later]
Tina, to Ryan: That's exactly what we did.
~~~
Unicorn: Why is Tina asleep on your shoulder?
Goldy: Shut up! This is sweet!
Unicorn: An hour ago you were complaining that she was devil spawn.
Goldy: I changed my mind.
~~~
Kat: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I think "Yes, frog, that is exactly where you are suppose to be."
Cookie: That's what god says when he sees me crying in a McDonald's bathroom.
~~~
Ryan: Tina... Why is there a green owl out front?
Tina, tapping on her phone furiously: I didn't finish today's Spanish lesson!
~~~
Unicorn: *Holds the door open for Goldy after grocery shopping.*
Goldy: After you.
Unicorn: No no, after you.
Goldy: No, I insist, after you!
Tina, holding all of the shopping bags: I don't want to rush you two lovebirds, but these are getting heavy.
~~~
Tina: That's kind of a lot of coffee.
Unicorn: Coffee cures depression.
Tina: No it doesn't.
Unicorn: More expresso, less depresso.
~~~
Goldy, shining a flashlight under the bed: Tina, are you ready to come out and interact with people yet?
Tina: *demonic screeching*
Goldy: Fair enough, I'll check back later.
~~~
Tina: I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Tina: I wanna look so good that people hate themselves.
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Please Stay With Me (Minecraft Daycare Oneshots)
Romance"Welcome to another day at Daycare!" From shipping #Tyan to making plans to go through the portal when the speaking kids aren't looking, this Daycare is full of crazy kids and crazy plans, and it doesn't stop there. These short Oneshots are full of...
