Tina: Making my way downtown.
Tina: Walking fast.
Goldy:
Tina: Walking slower so Goldy can keep up.
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Cookie: Okay, kiss, marry, kill-Sabre, Ryan and me.
Tina: Kiss you, marry Ryan, and kill Goldy.
Goldy: What the heck?! I wasn't even one of the options!
Tina: *shrugs*
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Kat: I finally figured out why you're acting so strangely!
Tony: Oh? Why's that?
Kat: You have upsexy.
Tony:
Tony: What's upsexy?
Kat, bursting into giggles, running out of the room: Cookie! Cookie! I got him to do it!
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Unicorn: Ask me why I love you.
Goldy, confused: Why do you love me?
Unicorn, doing a full 360 turn in his chair and turning on his super hero base big screen: I'm glad you asked, I made a 20 slide presentation-
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Goldy: I hardly slept last night.
Lizzie: You know, they say when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Goldy: Who would be thinking about me at 3 AM?
Tina and Unicorn: *internal panic for different reasons*
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Ryan: Why can't trees give off something USEFUL like WIFI??
Tina: So F oxygen then, right?
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Goldy: I slept fine.
Unicorn: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Goldy: I DIDN'T PUT IT IN THERE! YOU DIDN'T PUT IT IN THERE!
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Unicorn: I've lost my friends, can I make an announcement?
Store Employee: Of course.
Unicorn, into the PA system: Goodbye ya little brats!
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Tina: Unicorn, lets play truth or dare!
Unicorn: Okay.
Tina: Truth or dare?
Unicorn: Truth.
Tina: What's your credit card number?
Unicorn:
Unicorn: Dare.
Tina: I dare you to give me your credit card.
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Ryan: Could you not stand so close? You're making me feel claustrophobic.
Goldy: What does claustrophobic mean?
Tina: It means he's scared of Santa Claus.
Ryan: No it doesn't!
Goldy: HO HO HO!
Tina: Stop it! You're scaring him!
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Please Stay With Me (Minecraft Daycare Oneshots)
Romance"Welcome to another day at Daycare!" From shipping #Tyan to making plans to go through the portal when the speaking kids aren't looking, this Daycare is full of crazy kids and crazy plans, and it doesn't stop there. These short Oneshots are full of...
