Destiel One-shots

Destiel Acting Out Imagine Your OTP Prompts

Exactly what the title says.

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Dean: You know what? Fuck you!

Cas: I already did.

Dean:,...........

Cas: And I did it real good.

Dean:.........

Dean:........

Dean:.......You did.....

*****

Dean: *sitting in Cas's lap* 

Dean: Pay me more attention!

Cas: We were literally just making out two seconds ago.

Dean: I don't see your point.

*****

Cas: Most of the things the human race say end up wrong, you know.

Dean: Okaaaaay- elaborate.

Cas: Well, for example, nothing is ON fire; fire is on things.

Dean: ............Oh my god *contemplates life*

******

Dean: Hey Cas, can you get me a drink?

Cas: What do you want?

Dean: Something as dark and unforgiving as my soul.

Cas: *gives him a glass of milk*

Dean:.......I feel insulted.

Cas: You should.

*****

Cas:....*rolls over* Are you awake?

Dean: *violently flops over* BITCH, THE FUCK YOU WANT?

*****

Dean: You're so sweet and cute and precious.

Cas:......I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Dean: How cute. 

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Dean: I'm gonna punch you.

Cas: Wh-

Dean: In the mouth.

Cas:.......

Dean: With my mouth.

Cas:........

Dean: Cause I like you.

Cas:......I am very confused....

*****

Dean/Cas: *in a dark forest*

Dean: It's getting dark

Cas: Don't worry, I got this.

Cas: *stomps his light up sketchers*

Dean:....Why are you like this.....

*****

Mary: How did you two get together?

Dean: Well, we hated each other and fought every day, and since we had the same group of friends, avoiding each other wasn't an option. 

Cas: Those friends then had this AMAZING idea to get us to get along.

Mary: What was that?

Dean/Cas: Handcuffs.

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Dean: What do you see when you look at me?

Cas: Well it's usually a mix between "I want to fuck you" or "I want to punch you"