Villain: "give me your money or i shoot"
Naomasa: "bold of you to assume i have money"
Izuku: "bold of you to assume i want to live"
Naomasa: * looks over at izuku genuinely concerned * "are you ok, do you need a hug or..."
Izuku: *agressively nods and hugs naomasa*
Aizawa: "i didn't get enough coffee today for you two's shit"
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Aizawa: "I'm pretty sure nobody in this room has shot a minigun"
Izuku: * starts whistling and slowly slides out the door *
Aizawa "maybe i assume to much"
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Izuku: "sensei"
Aizawa: "yes, problem child"
Izuku: "you do everything logically, correct?"
Aizawa: "yes, why?"
Izuku: "well, isn't that illogical?"
Aizawa: * Aizawa.exe has stopped working*
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Toshinori: *stares at izuku with that 'your in trouble' look*
Izuku: "what did you want me to see you about"
Toshinori: "Izuku, there's something very important that i need to ask you"
Izuku: "go ahead"
Toshinori: "are you Sir Nighteye's secret love child or something"
Izuku: "um... I'm not certified to answer that"
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Izuku: *captures a villain* "anything you do or say may and will be used against you"
Aizawa: "what are you a cop or something"
Izuku: *hums in thought for a second* "close but no"
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Aizawa: "Kaminari rules were not made to be broken"
Izuku: "unlike my heart"
Aizawa: "who hurt you"
Izuku: "listen man, we could be here all day"
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Izuku: "sometimes people just need to stop talking and sleep"
Izuku: "sometimes that person is me"
Naomasa: "kid, we've talked about this"
Izuku: "sometimes that person is you"
Naomasa: "kid, why just why"
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Izuku: "i called up my father and asked him what the least likely thing to happen was, he responded with."
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Naomasa: *on the verges tears* "izuku i love you and all, but please stop"
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Izuku: "I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun i found"
Naomasa: "kid, give me back my gun"
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Izuku: " I don't need love. I need to go back to sleep"
Aizawa: "mood"
Naomasa: "you need love and you know it"
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Aizawa: "did anyone loose something"
Izuku: "my will to live"
Denki: " my last brain cell"
Todoroki: "a stable family"
Izuku: "two can play at that game. A live mother"
Aizawa: "you guys need serious help"
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Hope yalls enjoyed those little shorts, see ya in the next chapter little listeners.
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The detective's ace
FanfictionDue to his quirk, Izuku had never truly trusted the heroic society that his world had adapted. Despite that, it was every kid's dream to become a hero; this was not the case for him. While yes, he did have an urge to help people, he would still take...
