Izuku: "bakugo?"
Bakugo: "what do you want nerd"
Izuku: "doesn't your quirk make you a boomer"
Bakugo: "you have three seconds to run"
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Mina: "everyone, the floor is lava"
*everyone quickly hops onto there desks*
Izuku: *lays down on the floor*
Aizawa: *walks into the class and stares questiongly at izuku*
Mina: "floors lava sensie"
Aizawa: "ah, problem child's got the right idea" *lays down on the floor"
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Iida: "what is everyone's status"
Bakugo: "pissed"
Izuku: 'Tired and half dead"
Todoroki: "soba"
Iida: "that's not a status"
Izuku: "Iida don't, just let him be"
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Recovery Girl: "Izuku you cant leave yet i still need to run a few tests"
Izuku: "I would pull a disappearing act on you but that's kinda my dad's signature move"
Recovery Girl: "that's it, I'm calling Naomasa"
Izuku: "you wouldn't"
Recovery Girl: "try me"
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Naomasa: "made any friends"
Izuku: *starts having flashbacks*
Naomasa: "uh, Kid"
Izuku: "its not friendship its friend pain"
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Present mic: "Izuku, you ok, you look half dead"
izuku: "oh god, you can see it"
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Toshinori: "what i am about to tell you is a secret passed down from generation to generation with only one purpose, are you prepared."
Izuku: "nah, ima go take a nap"
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sir nighteye: "who are you"
Izuku: "i am you"
Sir nighteye: " n-no your not"
Izuku: "your right, I'm you but better"
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Izuku: *watching Naruto and Neji gives his speech about fate*
Izuku: "fuck fate"
naomasa: "what did you say"
Izuku: "n-nothing"
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Izuku: "you read my diary"
Naomasa: "I didn't know it was your diary, at first i thought it was a very sad handwritten story"
Izuku: "fair enough"
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Naomasa: *interigating a villain* "now, tell me why"
Izuku: *pops head in through the door* "ain't nothing but a heartache"
Naomasa: "were not doing this today, go take a nap"
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Izuku: "hey sensei, technically if i break every bone in my body repeatably i will become invincible"
Aizawa: *managing to use his softest voice possible* "izuku please don't"
Recovery Girl: "I will kill you if you even attempt that"
Naomasa: "Izuku no"
Izuku: "Izuku yes"
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