Aizawa: "so, your saying you had nothing to do with the sticky notes covering nezu's office saying ' bet'cha didn't predict that.' I can't help but think your lying to me.
Izuku: "depends on what you define lying as."
Aizawa: "i define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it."
Izuku: "reclining in a horizontal position."
Aizawa: "...."
Izuku: "..."
Aizawa: "Get out of my office."
Izuku: "gladly"
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Allmight: "your overly logical just like Mirai."
Izuku: "no, actually, I'm overly logical in a way thats entirely my own."
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Izuku: "I slept for twelve hours today but I might still be tired, lets go for twelve more just in case."
Naomasa: "Kid, thats a coma."
Aizawa: "sounds feastive."
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Naomasa: "How exactly are you going to do this."
Izuku: "with extreme violence, a gun, and breaking bones that possibly are mine."
Naomasa: "that, thats you plan for this."
Izuku: "pshhh, thats my plan for everything."
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Izuku: *pulls a few 1,000 yen dollars own of his pocket*
Iida: "its just a thing of instant coffee, how much could it cost?"
Izuku: "you haven't ever step foot in a super market, have you?"
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Ochaco: "Izu, why don't I call you sometime so we can hang out."
Izuku: *visibly texting* "I don't have a phone."
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Izuku: "I just have to get through one school year, what are you so afraid about?"
Naomasa: "Injury...death....general calamity."
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Bakugo: *is drowning*
Izuku: "I would save him but who am I to play god"
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Izuku: "who the fuck"
Naomasa: "Language"
Izuku: "whom the fuck"
Naomasa: "no"
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Allmight: "are you ameriCAN or ameriCANNOT."
Izuku: "I'm Japanese"
Allmight: "oh, i forgot i was in japan."
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Izuku: "write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty remark and a warning saying I will be back"
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Izuku: "I wasn't injured, i was lightly stabbed."
Naomasa: "I'm sorry, what do you mean you were stabbed"
Izuku: "Lightly, I didn't want to worry you"
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Izuku: "tall people are the enemy"
Toshi: "sorry, i cant hear you down there."
Izuku: "I will tie your shoelaces together and you wont even know till its to late."
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Izuku: "tides are just the moon trying to steal our water but its very bad at it."
Naomasa: "what the frickety frack are you talking about."
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The detective's ace
FanfictionDue to his quirk, Izuku had never truly trusted the heroic society that his world had adapted. Despite that, it was every kid's dream to become a hero; this was not the case for him. While yes, he did have an urge to help people, he would still take...
