The detective's ace

200 follower special

Naomasa: *aggressively points at izuku* "i have to ground you. i am grounding you. you are grounded."
Izuku: "sir, what about work"
Naomasa: "ok fine, other than work and no weapons"
Izuku: "but i need those for school"
Naomasa: "then no kidnapping mercenaries."
Izuku: "you've already banned me from that."
Naomasa: "then no.... uh...... coffee."
Izuku: "what? No COFFEE"

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Izuku: *holding down a captured shigaraki* "ya know, is it just me or is it kind of odd that All For One is so hellbent on being stronger than me. I mean I'm a child who hasn't even finished high school and he's all hyped every time he ads something to his plan to destroy me."
Shigaraki: "what the... actually that is kinda weird"
Izuku: "i mean the dude is practically immortal and he's over at least 300 years old and yet he's trying to kill a 16 year old not to mention failing to do so."
Shigaraki: "its rather pathetic actually"
Naomasa: "kid, i find if you don't think about things life is a heck of a lot easier."

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Izuku: "interesting, the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small."
Iida: "yes, I would say infinitesimal."
Denki, "and i would say tennie weenie. We all know words."

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Izuku: "i have an assignment due tomorrow and Ive only written 2 words."
Naomasa:
Izuku: "my name"
Naomasa: "actually your name wasn't part of the assignment, so technically you've written nothing"
Izuku: "wow thanks, that's deeply motivating."

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Allmight: "why do you always bring Naomasa with you."
Izuku: "he has abandonment issues."
Naomasa: "the child is going to hurt himself again".
Izuku: "my point exactly."

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Uraraka: "you use sarcasm to distance people."
Izuku: "and yet your still here."

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Naomasa *trying to get the station to stop stressing about paperwork* "release all those sounds trapped in your mind"
Izuku: *at the top of his lungs* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Izuku: "when have i done anything rash or irresponsible"
Naomasa: "i have a list, its alphabetized"

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Naomasa: "izuku keep an eye on the new deputy today. There going to say something to the wrong person and get themselves killed."
Izuku: "sure, I'd love to see the deputy get killed."
Naomasa: "try again"
Izuku: "I will stop the deputy from getting killed"
Naomasa: "correct"

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Izuku: "sir, in 'tis world its yeet or be yeeted."
Naomasa: "i am literally begging you to stop."

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Izuku: "cant you just try to see it from my perspective."
Toshinori thinking this is finally his chance: *crouches down to izuku's height*
Izuku: "I will break your kneecaps"

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Bakugo: "you played me like a fiddle."
Izuku: "actually fiddles are quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheep kazoo you are.

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Izuku: "I'm going to bed."
Naomasa: "its noon"
Izuku: "time isn't real"

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Naomasa: "you have the right to remain"
Izuku: "a loser"
Naomasa: "nice, but legally i have to start over now"
Villian: " what the..."

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Well, hope y'all enjoyed and thank you so much for 200 followers
Since i tend to make multiple things contradict each other and stuff like that, you all can ask me whatever questions ya want about the story or me and ill answer. Well unless it gives away a major spoiler so yeah.
Ill see ya later little readers.