Izuku: bursts through and slams the door behind him
Naomasa: "what did you do"
Izuku: "nobody died"
Naomasa: "what kind of answer is that"
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Naomasa: "were you dropped on your head as an infant?"
Izuku: "bold of you to assume I was held"
Naomasa: "kid, that's just sad"
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Izuku grabbing a pot of coffee: "guess I'll drink my sorrows away"
Naomasa: "set the coffee down"
Aizawa: "the problem child does have a point"
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Naomasa: "I can assure you I don't have a favorite staff member"
Sansa: "it's Izuku isn't it"
Naomasa: "I cant help it, he has those soft 'care for me eyes' and I'm weak."
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Izuku: "I have a plan"
Naomasa: "your not allowed to shoot anyone"
Izuku: "I no longer have a plan"
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Bakugo: "my strength has doubled since we last met"
Izuku: "zero times two is still zero"
Aizawa: "Burn"
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Izuku: "uraraka, high five"
Uraraka: "ok"
Izuku floating into the sun: "finally"
Uraraka: "....Naomasa"
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Naomasa: "did you just refer to a knife as a people opener"
Izuku: "should I not have"
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Sansa: "if you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be"
Sir: "a bit tipsy"
Naomasa: "drunk"
Aizawa: "waisted"
Izuku: "...Dead"
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All might: "where are you from"
Izuku: "Japan"
All might: "which part"
Izuku: "my whole body"
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Sansa: "I love this whole good cop bad cop thing you two have got going"
Naomasa: "its not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and izuku is terrifying"
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Naomasa: "how are you"
Izuku: "not to good"
Izuku: "I have this headache that comes and goes"
Bakugo walks by and glares at him
Izuku: "there it is again"
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Izuku: "there's three ways to do something. The right way, the wrong way, and the izuku way'
Naomasa: "isn't the izuku way just the wrong way"
Izuku: "yeah, but it's quicker"
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Izuku: "I failed the safety course today"
Naomasa: "why"
Izuku: "one of the questions was 'in case of a fire what steps do you take'
Naomasa: "and"
Izuku: "operantly 'fucking large ones' wasn't the right answer"
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Hi, I'm back from the dead. So I guess this is a little apology thing for not updating. In my defense these past few weeks have been hectic. But never the less I promise to start updating again. Anyway, hope you enjoyed and I'll see ya later little readers.
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