Sexual Tension Squids and Other Things I've Learnt From Society

It's Gonna Be A Very Sherlock-y Christmas

Ok. So I'm getting Sherlock seasons 1 and 2 for Christmas, as well as Game of Shadows. FANGIRLING!

GODAMN IT, WATTPAD! WHY IS THERE SO MANY GODDAMNED ONE DIRECTION FANFICS GODDAMN IT! Honestly, I don't care if they're supposedly hot. I'm sorry but I'm not going to read them. IM SORRY!

Previously, last sport lesson:

*playing lacrosse*

Renee: FOR NARNIA!

Me: FOR ASGARD!

Frank: FOR MORDOR!

Me: Katie, what realm are you doing this for?

Katie: The realm where cramps and headaches don't exist.

Me: ... That sounds like a nice realm.

Katie: I think so too.

I think people should use Nick Fury's eyepatch/empty eye socket as a metaphor for things more often. Like '*insert word here* ached like Nick Fury's empty eye socket on a cold winter's morning.' Doesn't that have some sort of strange, abnormal ring to it?

Frank: We should all go see The Hobbit these holidays!

... But I want to see Les Miserables. OR HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS! Hard core with a capital Jeremy Renner.

... I just broke my iPad/iPod charger because I was reading while my iPad was charging and i fell over. It won't charge now. I'm so clumsy sometimes...

You know that story called Waif I started writing and haven't updated in yonks? Well the reads keep jumping. It's freaking me out. I mean, I only started writing it down because of a freaky dream I had that reminded me of the time when I was really bored so I started imagining what would happen if S.H.I.E.L.D. started invading Paradise Island of DC Universe (where all the Amazons and Wonder Woman lived) and worlds collided and shit. I never imagined it to be popular or anything. It's just so my brain can do other stuff that's still productive when I'm having trouble with Witchcraft. So, my face when it goes from 8 reads to 17... That, my readers, is a sense of dread. Or success. It feels more like dreadful success when you don't mean anything to happen.

Although Witchcraft jumps over a hundred every update or so. And that still surprises me and freaks me out. AND WHAT ABOUT THIS!

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I don't like onesies. I just... Can't. IDEK.

I should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever have started to read His English Heart by korahuddles. Its just so... *throws hands up in the air because there is no words to describe the feels its giving me* I'm dying inside and feeling so depressed but my cheeks hurt from smiling at it as well. It's really well written. But I now feel like going and reading Twist and Shout, the Destiel fanfic that was guaranteed to make me cry over fandom feels.

Oh god, now I'm thinking of Supernatural UK... Destiel UK. Fuck this, I'm done. D. O. N. E. 500% done with LIFE! I'm going now. To a place with no Internet that has a nice beach, a beautiful climate and free brain alteration technology so you can forget about everything torturous back in the real world. And horses. And a fully stocked music shop with Florence + The Machine CDs. Because I need one, and downloading music illegally is starting to bug me. I like owning CDs, because then you don't have to rely on your rental car having iPod connectivity next time you go away, because all cars have CD players.

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HAVING A RANDOM YET AWESOME CONVERSATION WITH RANDOMS ON TUMBLR ABOUT THE SCENE WHERE LOKI STABS THE GUY WITH THE EYE THING IN STUTTGARD IN THE AVENGERS! WE HAVE THINGS IN COMMON! WHOO, I HAVE A NEW FRIEND!

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I am a sad child. 'Nuff said.