Karushuu Scenarios

pfff who even uses pickup lines anymore

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lol i wanna say that neither of those pickup lines are mine, i searched them up..,, my reason? i'm uncreative

Karma uses mathematical, used up pickup lines on Gakushuu. Gakushuu questions everything.
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"Are you the square root of -1? 'Cause you can't be real!"

Gakushuu feels a headache coming.

"Do you ever shut up?" Gakushuu questions, face red as he turns away, and no, he's not blushing.

Karma ignores him. "My love for you is like dividing by zero," He flirts boldly, "It can't be defined."

Gakushuu closes his book. Okay, this is getting stupid.

He's been ruining his private time by using over-used pickup lines for the past thirty-minutes now, just who does he think he is?

Not only that, they're mathematical pickup lines. Who even uses pickup lines anymore?

The real question is though, why is it working? Actually wait, why is he attracted to this idiot who flirts using  dumb pickup lines?

He's starting to think he has morophilia.

"Don't you have something better to do?" Gakushuu fake coughs, failing to stop the frantic beating of his heart. Shut the fuck up–

Oh god he's even starting to talk to his organs. He should really start seeing a therapist soon.

Karma only shrugs in response, Gakushuu wants to slap him.

It's not even two minutes later that Karma starts flirting again. Ugh. "I know you like adding numbers.. so how about you add yours to my contacts?"

Gakushuu sputters. Karma grins in amusement.

"Karma," Gakushuu says, voice somewhat pitched. "Please go away."

"You're no fun," Karma whines. "Fine, i'll go. As long as you give me your number."

Gakushuu, still with a red face, agrees.

This boy will be the death of him.
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i feel like i always make them ooc in the end ohhh welll

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