Regina & Neal
Regina: Peasant.
Neal: Geez I almost threw my phone against the wall.
Regina: Wha-? Why?
Neal: Because you texted me! I thought it was possessed.
Regina: This is no time for your stupidity. When was the last time you talked to or saw Robin?
Neal: Rude. And about two weeks ago, why?
Regina: Really?! Because my whack job of a mother sent him over the town line.
Neal: Yeah. Oh yeah, I remember that.
Regina: ...You knew?
Neal: Well yeah, we all knew. Well everyone except Emma.
Regina: Henry knew this as well?
Neal: We were all there.
Regina: Neal...
Neal: Oh no...
Regina: Please tell me this is just one of your corny jokes.
Neal: Regina...please don't kill me...
Regina: Oh no, death would be rewarding. I'm going to cause suffering.
Neal: Hell no, I'm going back to New York where it's safe!
Regina: OH NO YOU AREN'T!
Neal: Did you just do what I think you did?!
Regina: Depends...
Neal: I felt the ground shake! You locked us in here, didn't you!?
Regina: See you soon, Neal.
Zelena & Cora
Zelena: Mother, I heard what you did.
Cora: Damn I keep forgetting I have two children.
Zelena: HOW CAN- Nevermind. Why would you do that to Regina?
Cora: Because Pinecone doesn't need to be with her. He has caused nothing but trouble since he got here!
Zelena: Okay but why not just kill him? Now he's made his way to New York where poor Marian was living happily.
Cora: Wait! I thought she was dead!
Zelena: No, of course not! Who told you that idiotic lie?
Cora: PINECONE! I'll rip his vocal cords from his throat!
Zelena: Why would he say that? When Marian awoke, I helped her get accustomed to this world and she moved to get away from him.
Cora: Well now I feel bad, poor thing doesn't deserve such harassment.
Zelena: It's alright, I brought her and Roland back here and they're staying with me at my farmhouse.
Cora: ...Greenie...are you doing what I think you're doing?
Zelena: What do you me- WHAT MOTHER NO OH MY GOSH! NOW I SEE WHY REGINA SAYS YOU DRIVE HER CRAZY!
Cora: Hey, I'm just checking! I mean hell, Marian is a beautiful woman with the cutest child ever. I'd tap that if I wasn't with someone already.
Zelena: I didn't just read that. I'm going wash my eyeballs now.
Cora: Alright dear, tell my future daughter-in-law and new grandson I said hello!
Cora & Robin
Cora: PINECONE PUSSY!
Robin: Let me guess, Cora right?
