Unknown Number & Cora
Unknown: I know what you're doing and it's not going to work.
Cora: Who the hell is this?
Unknown: You don't need to know all that.
Cora: Bullshit. You better tell me who you are before I find you and beat you with my butter sock.
Unknown: Your threats mean nothing to me. I am all powerful.
Cora: Hook, if this is your attempt at a joke, you're not funny. That pinky between your legs is funnier.
Unknown: ...I'm going to pretend you didn't just insult me by thinking I'm that rust bucket of a pirate.
Cora: Hm. Then tell me who the hell you are!
Unknown: It isn't important. What is important is that I can help you.
Cora: Listen you little sh- You can?
Unknown: Indeed I can. All you have to do is make sure I reap some of the benefits after all this is done.
Cora: And how do you know there will be any benefits?
Unknown: I know everything, Cora. I know who Zelena's father is too.
Cora: I don't believe you.
Unknown: I was there that night.
Cora: Perv!
Unknown: NOT DURING THAT! Ew. I would've barfed. I was there when you two met. Just like I was there when you told your daughter you didn't know who her father was.
Cora: For you to be "there" so much, you sure don't sound like you have much power if you get all your information from spying.
Unknown: But that's just it. I have the power to be in multiple places at one time.
Cora: Perhaps you'll be of some use to me after all. Just don't let me catch you peeping in on me while I'm showering.
Unknown: Excuse me while I go throw up.
Cora: You don't like it; you love it.
Charming & Hook
Charming: Are you still not talking to me?
Hook: .....
Charming: I said I was sorry.
Hook: You said my jeans make my butt look fat!
Charming: IN THE GOOD WAY.
Hook: Nope. There is no good way.
Charming: How about I buy you a round at the Rabbit Hole?
Hook: Can I have nachos too?
Charming: Of course you can.
Hook: I suppose forgiveness can be discussed.
Charming: You know you want to forgive me.
Hook: Don't flatter yourself, prince.
Charming: Your favorite prince.
Hook: The only one I know who is foolish enough to insult a pirate.
Charming: His favorite pirate.
Hook: FINE. I forgive you. Now buy me rum.
Charming: I knew you'd come around.
Hook: When rum is on the line, there isn't much I wouldn't do for it.
Henry & Snow
~Accidentally butt-texts Snow~
Henry: aslkjgsd
Snow: Henry?
Henry: ! fasou7
Snow: ARE YOU IN DANGER?!
Henry: q3strc
Snow: Oh my God, someone kidnapped you?!
Henry: egrf
Snow: Egrf? What is that code for?
Henry: axewa
Snow: Don't worry Henry, I'm getting your moms and we'll be there in no time! Just hold on!
Henry: jefkhf
Zelena & Marian
Zelena: What was the name of the cookies Roland wanted from the store again?
Marian: Oreos?
Zelena: Ah! I see them. They look gross. I don't see how people eat this food.
Marian: You've been here longer than I have and you still don't understand this realm?
Zelena: I doubt I ever will, my dear. But they do have some foods that are appealing to the eye.
Marian: Oh? Like what?
Zelena: I spy with my wicked eye, something red, black and green.
Marian: Red, black and green?
Zelena: Think long and hard.
Marian: Strawberries?
Zelena: Bingo! I also see something cocoa colored and egg white.
Marian: Now that's harder!
Zelena: Just try. Plus this is entertaining for me while I shop. These goody-goodies are annoying.
Marian: Hot chocolate with whipped cream?
Zelena: Close but no.
Marian: You know, I'm not a fan of being your entertainment.
Zelena: Aww, come on. I'll make your favorite dinner tonight.
Marian: You better be glad I enjoy your cooking.
Zelena: I'll give you one more guess and then you can give up.
Marian: Chocolate chip cookie with icing?
Zelena: Nope. But you're a cute little smartie. It's a certain maiden covered with whipped cream.
Marian: But I'm not covered in whipped cream and I know damn well there isn't another maiden you have your eyes on.
Zelena: No, no. You're not covered in it YET.
Marian: ....Cheater.
Zelena: Wicked always wins.
Marian: Just get the whipped cream and maybe I'll have your prize ready for you when you get home.
Zelena: Oh yes, I'll get the strawberries too.
