Emma & Lily
Emma: Dude, did you ever get home last night?
Lily: Barely. Took me a whole hour to put the key in the lock.
Emma: SAME.
Lily: What the hell is in that rum? I've never been that shit-faced.
Emma: I have no idea but it definitely helped me forget all the shit that's going on.
Lily: True, true. But now we remember everything.
Emma: Partially. I'm still trying to black out bits and pieces.
Lily: Let me help you then.
Emma: Don't...
Lily: Oh yes, c'mon Emmy. It's no fun knowing my parents' grossness by myself.
Emma: Welcome to my world. I have gross parents too, remember?
Lily: Unfortunately. But still, I need help dealing with this.
Emma: Drinking with Hook once a week usually helps.
Lily: Once a week! How the hell have you not had alcohol poisoning yet?
Emma: MAGIC.
Lily: Shit, right.
Emma: Gotta love it.
Cora: My grand baby and her bestie getting along again!
Lily: I could've sworn I blocked your number.
Emma: You might as well get used to it because there's no escaping her.
Cora: NOPE :))
Lily: Chicken shit.
Emma: I'm going buy donuts, you two have fun.
Cora: BRING ME SOME!
Lily: ME TOO.
Emma: And you swear you aren't related to her. PFT.
Robin, Zelena & Marian
Robin: Morning ladies.
Zelena: Robby! Always nice to hear from you.
Marian: Good morning, Robin. What's up?
Robin: I wanted to know if we could all sit down and talk about this new family situation since I'm back now.
Zelena: Oh yes, FAMILY. We definitely are family now.
Marian: I don't see why we couldn't. But you do need to know something first.
Robin: What's that, Marian?
Zelena: Oh do let me tell him, love. It'd really make me happy.
Marian: Z, play nice.
Robin: Tell me what?
Zelena: Oh boo, you're no fun.
Marian: I let you tell Roland.
Robin: What the bloody hell is going on?
Zelena: Yes but my little monkey was excited. Robin might shit himself.
Marian: I swear, you two are ridiculous sometimes.
Robin: TELL ME!
Cora: THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED DUMBASS.
Zelena: MOTHER WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO MAKE HIM DO THAT CONSTIPATED FACE AGAIN!
