Marian & Regina
Marian: Gina?
Regina: Marian? I think you forget to add the "Re" part...
Marian: It's Roland! Hi, Gina!
Regina: Oh hello sweetie! Where is your mommy?
Marian: With Z in the living room. Can we go get ice cream?
Regina: How about you go give your mommy the phone and I'll ask her, okay?
Marian: Okay!
Regina: Marian?
Marian: Regina? Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Roland must've grabbed my phone from my purse.
Regina: No worries, dear. I know what it's like to have a five year old. I was wondering if you, Roland and my sister would like to join me for ice cream later since Henry's still out fishing?
Marian: Sure, that sounds lovely. We'll meet you at Granny's.
Regina: Perfect! See you then~ Oh, before I forget! How's everything going?
Marian: Good so far, thank you for asking. Zelena's been really supportive.
Regina: Good to hear. I know she cares a great deal about you and Roland. If you can trust anyone with your life, it's her. She'll protect you at all costs.
Marian: I know, I can see it in her eyes every time she looks at me. Amongst other things.
Regina: Oh God. That's my queue to find something to do.
Marian: Lol relax, 'Gina'. Or should I say sister-in-law?
Regina: Regina is just fine, dear. Unless you want me to refer to you as the frozen archer.
Marian: We're going to get along swimmingly.
Regina: I can already sense the loving moments.
Marian: See you soon, Regina.
Snow, Emma & Charming
Snow: Emma...
Emma: Don't.
Charming: We hadn't intended on you finding out like that.
Snow: We are so sorry!
Emma: Were you ever going to tell me?! I HAVE TO GET A NEW MATTRESS NOW. WHEN DOES THE TRAUMATIZING END?!
Charming: We aren't sure; parents aren't perfect, y'know.
Snow: I promise we'll do our best to keep from letting something like that happen again.
Emma: And I'm supposed to just blindly believe that?
Charming: Yes. We're your parents. If you can't trust us then who can you trust?
Snow: Please...
Emma: I'd rather put my trust in Gold right about now...Or hell, even Cora!
Cora: I WAS SUMMONED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. What do you peasants want?
Charming: Depths of hell sounds about right...
Cora: Watch it, Uncharming.
Snow: Cora please, we're trying to talk to Emma.
Emma: Why me? What did I do to deserve this?
Cora: Oooh, about the sex tape? Ha! Amateurs. You two need to get a new position, flexibility is in this season.