Cora & Snow
Cora: Oh Nutcase!
Snow: What do you want, bat?
Cora: Watch yourself or you may not live to hear the good news.
Snow: And just what good news might that be?
Cora: You and all your little woodland creatures are going to meet an untimely death! Isn't it a joyous day in Storybrooke!
Snow: Are you out of your damn mind? No wait, don't answer that. Of course you are.
Cora: Hey Snow, choke on air, blabbermouth.
Snow: Hey Cora, remember when I tricked Regina into returning your cursed heart to your chest? Good times.
Cora: You bitch. I'm going to record Cruella ending you and put it on Youtube!
Snow: That fur-covered skeleton won't get the chance.
Cora: OH? I need you to say that later on today to her face, okay! I wanna get that on film.
Snow: Today? Bring it on.
Cora: YES! JUST WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR!
Snow: You are such a horrible instigator.
Cora: And you're going to be pigeon food after 5pm.
Snow: Yeah, yeah, we'll see. I have a son to go take care of so excuse me.
Cora: Make sure you write your last will and testament! I can put your bow and arrow on Craigslist.
Emma & Regina
Emma: Gina....
Regina: Swan, use my name correctly.
Emma: Regina...
Regina: What is it?
Emma: Whatcha doooing?
Regina: Searching through ads.
Emma: For what?
Regina: A sugar daddy.
Emma: Wait what?
Regina: You read right.
Emma: What the hell do you need one for?! You're the damn mayor of a city!
Regina: Not for me. You.
Emma: WTF!
Regina: I hope that's another way of saying 'Thank you, Regina.'
Emma: UH NO?
Regina: Tsk, I'm over here scanning through hundreds of applicants and that's the thanks I get?
Emma: I didn't ASK YOU TO?
Regina: But this will be good for you.
Emma: Please, I have GOT to know what the hell was going through your mind when you did this.
Regina: I figured you needed some companionship aside from the idiot and guy liner so I put out an ad for a tall, dark somewhat handsome man and plenty have responded to the picture of you I used.
Emma: ....I....OH. MY. LORD. REGINA I STG I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS.
Regina: Hold that thought, how do you feel about someone who could pass as a stunt double for Johnny Depp?
Emma: ARE YOU— How close of a resemblance on a scale of 1 to 10?
Regina: Hmm. About a 6.2.
Emma: Nah. NOW TELL ALL THOSE MEN I AM NOT INTERESTED. ESPECIALLY 6.2.
