Snow & Emma
Snow: EMMA!
Emma: 2am
Snow: WAKE UP!
Emma: WHAT?!
Snow: ARE YOU UP?
Emma: NO! IT IS TWO IN THE MORNING NOW WHAT IS IT?
Snow: IT'S AN EMERGENCY! OPEN YOUR DOOR!
Emma: WHAAAAAAT?
Snow: NEAL SAID MAMA!
Emma:
Snow: Emma?
Emma: He said mama?
Snow: YES! ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
Emma: That certainly is. Well mom, I have a word for you too. Two actually. Piss. Off.
Snow: EMMA SWAN!
Emma: MOTHER I AM TRYING TO SLEEP! SOME OF US DON'T SPEND ALL DAY TALKING TO DAMN BIRDS, I HAVE A JOB.
Snow: IT IS NOT JUST BIRDS. AND I WORK TOO.
Emma: THEN TAKE YOUR COO COO BIRD ASS TO SLEEP AND LET ME SLEEP AS WELL.
Snow: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION DURING BREAKFAST IN A FEW HOURS!
Emma: I swear on Henry, if you don't let me get some sleep, I'm going to tie you to a chair, gag you, drop you off at Regina's and let her and Cora have fun with you.
Snow: Rude.
Emma: The rudest.
Zelena & Marian
Zelena: My dear maiden.
Marian: Yes, my wicked witch?
Zelena: I have a request to ask of you.
Marian: Does it involve doing something that will probably embarrass us both?
Zelena: Not at all.
Marian: Alright, ask away.
Zelena: There's a box on the bed for you. In it contains an outfit, put it on and meet me at the address written on the note attached to the box.
Marian: Zelena...
Zelena: Just trust me, love.
Marian: Alright. But if something bad happens, you're going to be the parent volunteer at Roland's school for the next month.
Zelena: You know I love it when you get all feisty. But trust me, it'll all be worth it when you get here.
Marian: We shall see.
Zelena: You know you love me.
Marian: Probably more than I should, but yes.
Zelena: Impossible. And unless you want to be tied up later, at my mercy, I suggest you drop that sarcasm.
Marian: And what if I like being at your mercy?
Zelena: Then the sooner you get here, the sooner the night can start and the sooner we can get to that part.
Marian: Already getting ready!
Zelema: I'll be waiting, my archer.
Belle & Rumple
Belle: Rumple, could you pick up some more diapers on your way home?
Rumple: Of course. How's little Annabelle?
Belle: Finally asleep for her afternoon nap.
Rumple: And how's my Belle?
Belle: Exhausted.
Rumple: Then how about when I get home, I run you a hot bath with some scented candles lit and you can relax as long as you want.
Belle: That sounds like the perfect dream.
Rumple: A dream that's going to come true.
Belle: But what about the baby?
Rumple: You don't think I know how to take care of our daughter?
Belle: Of course I do. It's just, she can be a handful, much like her father at times, and I don't want you to be overwhelmed.
Rumple: Belle Gold, you stop that right this instant. Now you are going to relax tonight even if I have to use magic to bind you to the bed.
Belle: Is it bad that I'd actually look forward to that?
Rumple: So my sweet wife has a request, hm?
Belle: Maybe.
Rumple: I think I'm going to close up early. I'll be home in a few minutes.
Belle: I'll be here.
Emma & Regina
Emma: Is it possible to turn my mother into a bird?
Regina: Yes but why would you want to do that?
Emma: Did you really just ask me that?
Regina: Yeah, I realized it after said it.
Emma: She woke me up at 2am just to tell me Neal said his first word.
Regina: And?
Emma: AND? Regina, seriously?
Regina: That's quite a milestone for young Neal, considering who his parents are.
Emma: I don't give two shits if he was reciting Shakespeare, it was 2 in the damn morning and I was asleep.
Regina: You really aren't a morning person, are you?
Emma: Again, really?
Regina: Right. Anyway. You have to understand that your mother was excited and she wanted to share that with her family.
Emma: Fine. But she couldn't wait until a decent hour to do so?
Regina: I think you should give your mother credit. She could've woken up the entire town for that and yet she settled for just you.
Emma: Are you...taking her side?
Regina: What? No!
Emma: You totally are! Something must be wrong!
Regina: Swan, nothing is wrong. Now unless there is a fire, may I get hack to what I was doing?
Emma: Actually I'm curious what you're doing now.
Regina: None of your business.
Emma: Okay so it's definitely not work.
Regina: Miss Swan, what I do is my private business. I suggest you go find some. Perhaps the smelly pirate will suffice.
Emma: You're with someone!
Regina: YOU ARE DAFT!
Emma: AM NOT!
Regina: I'm going to stop responding now. As I stated earlier, I am busy.
Emma: Yeah, busy probably riding a dragon.
Regina: She always was a champion rider. ~Mal
Emma: GODDAMNIT.
