Snow & Charming
Snow: David?
Charming: Snow? What's wrong?
Snow: Nothing. Neal just misses his father.
Charming: Well I miss him too. And my beautiful wife.
Snow: How much?
-Accidentally adds Emma to the thread-
Charming: Enough to do that thing I know you like.
Snow: Oh yeah? I think we have some whipped cream left over from last time.
Emma: UHM GUYS!
Charming: I'll be home in ten.
Emma: OH MY GOD GUYS PLEASE TAKE ME OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION!
Snow: I'll be waiting in your favorite outfit.
Emma: I'm going to barf…WHY ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING ME?!
Charming: Ooo! Make it five minutes then!
Emma: I'm going to go burn my eyes now…
Snow: Better hurry, I'll get Emma to babysit Neal.
Emma: Emma is no longer in Storybooke. She ran away crying.
Charming: Sounds good to me. I'm almost there!
Emma & Regina
Emma: Regina?
Regina: What do you want, Swan?
Emma: You still enjoy causing pain, right?
Regina: With all my dark heart.
Emma: Kill me. Please.
Regina: Don't take this the wrong way, but why?
Emma: PLEASE. I CANNOT BEAR THIS ANY LONGER.
Regina: Emma, what the hell happened?
Emma: MY PARENTS! They didn't know they added me into their text messages and they started…
Regina: ….
Emma: Stop laughing.
Regina: I'm not…swear…..
Emma: I'm standing outside your office door, I hear you laughing!
Regina: AHAHAHAHA!
Emma: That's why Cora kidnapped Robin and sent him over the town line.
Regina: Nice try.
Emma: Think about it….When was the last time he texted you?
Regina: …..SHIT!
Emma: Who's laughing now? HA!
Regina: Still me because your parents are having sex while you babysit.
Emma: I hate you…
Regina: I knooooow. Isn't it wonderful?
Regina & Henry
Regina: Henry, what are you doing?
Henry: My chores like you said.
Regina: No video games, no TV, no music, correct.
Henry: Yes mom.
Regina: Good boy, remember you're grounded for six months. Now. Where is your grandmother?
Henry: Mom said they were making tacos or something.
Regina: SHE TOLD YOU- Never mind. No, where is MY mother?
Henry: Oh! She's right here.
Regina: Perfect. Make sure she stays right there.
Henry: Well seeing as how she's asleep, I don't think she'll be moving.
Regina: Even better. I'll be home shortly.
Henry: Is grandma in trouble?
Regina: More than you can imagine.
Henry: Uh oh.
Cora & Emma & Hook
Cora: BLONDIE I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY BUTTER SOCK WHEN I SEE YOU!
Emma: What the hell are you going on about now, Cora?
Hook: Yes and why am I being included?
Cora: You told Regina about Robin! And Hook, I'm including you because I WANT to.
Emma: Cora, she deserved to know!
Hook: I'm just going to go back to watching cartoons and eat these cookies.
Cora: NO! No she didn't! I am doing this for HER GOOD.
Emma: YOU NEED TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP! Wait Hook, I thought you didn't have cable in your apartment.
Hook: I don't.
Cora: Ignore the pirate! This is between you and I!
Emma: You brought him here! Hook…please tell me you aren't in my apartment.
Hook: I suddenly have to urge to go sailing. I'll be on my ship if you lovely ladies need anything.
Cora: Yeah, you do that. Before I burn it to a crisp.
Emma: I guess I'm going to have to start using magic to lock my door.
Cora: Wise idea because I'm coming for you.
Emma: Not if I tell Regina first.
Cora: Do you really think I'd be running from her without being disguised?
Emma: …..
Cora: Like I said, I'm coming for you, blondie.
