Regina & Henry
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Regina: Henry, what are you doing?
Henry: Oh uh, at home doing homework. Why?
Regina: Are you telling me the truth?
Henry: Uh huh...
Regina: Son, why am I looking at you and those two goofball parents of yours?
Henry: What you see is an illusion! It's not real! Just go back to enjoying your date.
Regina: I never told you I was going on a date...
Henry: Uh oh.
Regina: Mhmm....We'll talk later. I want to talk to those two idiots first.
Henry: Sorry mom
Regina: Oh you will be. Go home, NOW!
Henry: Yes mom.
Regina & Emma & Neal
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Regina: You two are by far the dumbest idiots I have ever encountered.
Neal: Is that a good thing?
Emma: No Neal. Ssh! Regina, what are you talking about?
Regina: I'm looking out the window of the restaurant and I see you in one bush and Neal in the other. Why?
Emma: Oh no reason, just hanging around...
Regina: Uh huh. Neal, why are you two out there? And why was Henry with you?
Emma: NEAL DON'T!
Neal: Emma, you know she's a snitch. Might as well come clean.
Emma: Fine. Regina we were spying on you.
Regina: WHAT! Why?!
Neal: Your chair is rigged, if you get up from it, you'll be soaked with a bucket of water and a pie to the face.
Regina: You two. I'm going to rearrange your organs! If I were you, I'd RUN.
Emma: Neal.....run!
Neal: Already down the street!
Emma: What?! You left me?!
Neal: Every man for himself Emma, you know the code.
Regina: Miss Swan, I suggest you find a better use for your free time before you're permanently placed in the hospital. This is your first and last warning. Don't do anything like this again. Understand?
Emma: You're gonna snitch, aren't you?
Regina: You bet your ass I am. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to resume my date. Goodnight.
Emma: Shit....
Neal & Emma
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Neal: Emma, are you mad?
Emma: ......What do you think?
Neal: Yes?
Emma: DING DING! Correct. -_-
Neal: I'm sorry, Regina scares me
Emma: You have GOT to be kidding me. The woman is all bark and no bite! And you left me there all alone!
Neal: She's still scary. When her vein in her forehead starts bulging, scares the crap outta me. You never know if she'll explode.
Emma: Yeah...I guess you're right. That thing is scary.
Neal: I shouldn't have left you and I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. Lunch at Granny's?
Emma: I would love to. But I have a feeling neither one of us will be going anywhere anytime soon.
Neal: Is she snitching?!
Emma: ....Yep. Uh oh, gotta go. My parental units are here and they don't sound too happy.
Neal: Good lu- Oh no. Papa...
Hook & Neal & Emma
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Hook: Guys....
Neal: What's up Hook?
Emma: Why are you texting me at 2am?!?
Hook: I think you'll want to come see this.
Emma: What is it?! My pillow is quite comfortable right now.
Neal: I'm coming.
Emma: Ugh. I'm not moving, you two just describe it to me.
Hook: Alright....as you wish love. Oh, Neal's here.
Emma: Good. Now what is it?
Neal: Oh no. Oh God Emma. You aren't going to believe this.
Emma: If one of you doesn't tell me what the hell is going on right now, I'm going back to sleep and ignoring you both.
Hook: There's a picture...Blown up to fit a billboard.
Neal: Emma, it's you and Regina
Emma: ME AND REGINA DOING WHAT?!
Hook: I'd rather not say. This is quite the awkward situation.
Neal: Omfg dude, this is going on Instagram.
Emma: I will BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS IF YOU POST THAT! What the hell are we doing in this picture?!
Neal: Making out in your underwear.
Emma: WHAT?!?? I CAN'T BREATHE....
Hook: I can't either, laughing too much!
Emma: I'ma have a heart attack. WHO PUT THAT UP THERE?!
Neal: Someone who doesn't like you or Regina. You might want to come see if you can get it down.
Emma: Regina....-____- This isn't over damnit. I'll be there in a few minutes.
Hook: Better hurry love. You know people start moving around in a few hours and soon the whole town will see.
Neal: I want to meet the person who did this. They are a genius.
Emma: Choke on air...
Hook: But wait, is it real?
Emma: You did not just ask me that dumb ass question...
Hook: I'll take that as a no then.
