Cora & Regina
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Cora: REGINA!
Regina: Yes?
Cora: Are you seriously pregnant?! Is my grandchild going to be a forest baby? Please don't have my grandchild smelling like pinecones!
Regina: Mother....
Cora: And don't dress it in that putrid mucus green color like him.
Regina: MOTHER!
Cora: WHAT?!
Regina: I am not pregnant.
Cora: REALLY?
Regina: Nope. I wouldn't have a child without getting married first. What kind of woman did you think I was?
Cora: OH MY- I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! I should beat you with my butter sock for scaring me like that damnit!
Regina: You three wouldn't listen to me! So I said something I knew would get your attention.
Cora: There were other ways to get what you wanted, sassy pants!
Regina: Yeah well, this way was funnier.
Cora: Well jokes on you because the whole town knows now. And prince of the forest is freaking out.
Regina: WHO TOLD THE TOWN?!
Cora: Your little prince.
Regina: Henry?!
Cora: Correct. You might want to handle this as soon as possible.
Regina: HE- I'm going to make him think the punishments he's had before were gifts of luxury. Ooo that child is going to be the death of me.
Cora: OMG I used to say the same thing about you!
Regina: Now's not the time mother. You just let Robin know it was just a joke. I'm going to go find my little prince...
Cora: Oh shit, Hen Hen better run run.
Emma & Hook
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Emma: Did you leave another rose outside my door?
Hook: Aye. I figured it would make you smile.
Emma: Thank you Killian, that was very sweet.
Hook: You're quite welcome, love. Sweet is my middle name.
Emma: Oh really? I didn't know you had a middle name.
Hook: There are a lot of things you don't know about me.
Emma: Then tell me everything.
Hook: I'm not that interesting to talk about. I'd rather listen to you.
Emma: Then we'll take turns telling one thing about ourselves. Sound fair?
Hook: Alright. You can go first.
Emma: I have a stuffed duck named Quackers. Your turn.
Hook: How sweet, Swan. I have a pillow shaped like the Jolly Roger.
Emma: You do?! Awww!!
Hook: Swan, don't 'aww' a pirate. Bad form. I can't be soft.
Emma: But I like it when you're soft. I like hugging soft things.
Hook: In that case, I'm as soft as a stuffed animal. Hug away.
Emma: You always seem to make me smile.
