Charming & Rumple
Charming: Hey, have you seen Henry?
Rumple: Not lately, why? Is something wrong? Did that damned pirate give him weed brownies again?!
Charming: No no, he's just run off with some girl.
Rumple: Oh no…
Charming: What?
Rumple: He's begun dating already. You know how the men of this family are with women.
Charming: Yeah, I know. He's going to suffer through some abuse before he gets the girl.
Rumple: Oh yes. I just hope it isn't too bad. He's still young.
Charming: Maybe we should have a talk with him.
Rumple: Does Regina know he's off with a girl?
Charming: Yes.
Rumple: There is no hope for the boy.
Charming: What do you mean?
Rumple: That evil panda will eat her young.
Charming: She wouldn't hurt Henry…would she?
Rumple: I believe she'd use magic on him, like she's already done.
Charming: You have a point. We better find him before she does.
Rumple: I think I know exactly where he is.
Charming: I'll meet you at your shop then.
Rumple: Hurry!
Cora, Emma & Snow:
Cora: Still haven't found Henry yet?
Snow: No. You know where he is, don't you?
Cora: Possibly.
Emma: That's why you didn't add Regina to the group text. Where is he, Cora?!
Cora: Temper blondie. And in due time, you'll find him. Until then, let him enjoy his date.
Emma: He's THIRTEEN! He doesn't need a date, he needs a damn book!
Snow: Well, he had a book and you see what happened when he read it…
Cora: Exactly. Thank you snowflake.
Emma: So you'd prefer him to not enjoy his childhood, because believe it or not he is still a child, than to read or go out and hang with his friends?
Snow: No one is saying he isn't a child. Just that, he should stay away from books awhile until he matures a little bit.
Cora: What if everything in that book wasn't real? Would you think he was mentally stable then? Or would you just call him overly-imaginative? Either way, he needs to find something else to occupy his time. Bottom line: The boy is strange and he takes after your side of the family!
Emma: I guess. I'll talk to him…Hopefully before Regina gets hold of him.
Snow: Excuse you Cora! Our side of the family isn't strange! Your family are the ones who kill because it suits your fancy!
Cora: DAMN STRAIGHT SNOWFLAKE! And I'm feeling the temptation to kill AGAIN so don't tempt me!
Emma: Oh God…I'm just going to go find the kid. You two have fun.
Snow: DO IT! I have an arrow with your name written on it! I'll shoot your ass in 2.5 seconds!
Cora: Don't make me piss myself laughing!
Snow: You'd piss yourself sneezing, old ass bat.
Cora: …You did not…
Snow: Oh but I did.
Cora: You. Are. Dead. Meat.
Snow: Bring it on.
Henry & Erin
Henry: I had a lot of fun on my date with you.
Erin: I did too. I'm sad it had to end though.
Henry: Don't worry, we can hang out again this weekend, if you want.
Erin: I would love too!
Henry: Cool. We'll go wherever you want.
Erin: I want to come to your house.
Henry: Okay, I think I can swing that.
Erin: And have dinner with your parents.
Henry: WAIT WHAT
Erin: I want to meet your family.
Henry: No you don't!
Erin: Yes I do! Henry, you don't have to protect me.
Henry: Yes I do! My mom is crazy. And you know I'm not exaggerating!
Erin: I know but maybe if we sit down and talk like normal people, she might actually like me.
Henry: THEY AREN'T NORMAL.
Erin: I'm not changing my mind.
Henry: Alright Erin, if that's what you really want to do, I'll set it up.
Erin: Thank you Henry!
Henry: PLEASE CHANGE YOUR MIND!
Erin: Not happening! See you this weekend!
Henry: Yeah, see you at my funeral.
Regina & Belle
Regina: Bookworm, I need your help.
Belle: You know my name, use it.
Regina: Fine. Belle, I need your help.
Belle: Thank you. Now what is it?
Regina: I need a certain book.
Belle: Alright, what's the title of the book.
Regina: I don't know the title but I need something that will give me advice on how to be open to Henry dating.
Belle: I see, well I have some good news and bad news.
Regina: What's the good news?
Belle: That Henry dating is normal.
Regina: Then what's the bad news?
Belle: That kind of book doesn't exist because he's thirteen and shouldn't be dating at that age.
Regina: Wait, but you just said it's normal.
Belle: Yes, in today's society it is normal.
Regina: I knew I was right to be upset!
Belle: Children are growing up too fast, they should be enjoying the only childhood they get.
Regina: YES! Finally we agree on something!
Belle: I think if you just calmly tell Henry to focus on school instead of having a girlfriend, maybe he'll understand.
Regina: Calm…Right. I can be calm.
Belle: Drink a glass of wine before you do.
Regina: Okay, I'll drink a bottle of wine before I do.
Belle: I said GLASS.
Regina: A bottle, I got it.
Belle: Oh dear...
