Emma & Hook
Emma: Long time, no see.
Hook: Aye. How are you, Lass? Haven't talked to you since the whole weed episode.
Emma: Let's not go there...
Hook: As you wish.
Emma: So what are you up to?
Hook: Watching television.
Emma: My Little Ponies?
Hook: NO! Dora The Explorer.
Emma: ...Why?
Hook: Because it's entertaining...
Emma: I know something better than a cartoon.
Hook: And what would that be?
Emma: Rum.
Hook: Sadly, I ran out.
Emma: Are you SURE you're okay?
Hook: Yes, why?
Emma: Because you never run out of rum.
Hook: Well I didn't run out...Cora took it...
Emma: You let an old woman take your favorite thing in the world? HA!
Hook: Coming from the person who is scared shitless of said old woman.
Emma: I don't know where that lie came from.
Hook: When you decided to snitch on Cora and ended up running from her.
Emma: See. I was going to offer you a bottle of rum and now I think I'll keep it to myself.
Hook: NO WAIT!
Emma: Yes?
Hook: How about you letting your old mate take that bottle off your hands.
Emma: Depends.
Hook: Oh bloody hell. What do you want?
Emma: Information. Meet me at the station.
Hook: I have a feeling I'm going to die tonight.
Rumple & Cora
Rumple: Will you kindly stop stomping around town yelling for your daughter?!
Cora: Mind your business, Gold!
Rumple: It became my business when I can't have a peace of mind.
Cora: Does it look like I care?
Rumple: Cora I swear on your evil soul, if you don't calm the hell down, I'm going to divulge secrets you and I both know you don't want resurfaced.
Cora: You wouldn't dare.
Rumple: You must not know me very well.
Cora: Those secrets will negatively affect you as well.
Rumple: Not as bad as it'll be for you.
Cora: Look, I need to find her because I have questions that desperately need to be answered.
Rumple: TEXT HER THEN. Moron.
Cora: I wanted to ask these questions face to face. Asshole.
Rumple: What the hell is so important?!
Cora: You'll find out once I get the answers I seek. You've just given me a new idea.
Rumple: Dear God, what have I done?
Cora: Talk to you soon, dear Rumple.
Robin & Regina
Robin: Regina?
Regina: Who is this?
Robin: It's me, Robin.
Regina: Oh. It's you. May I assist you?
Robin: I was just thinking you. About us.
Regina: Really now? Because I wasn't thinking about you, how you lied and let me stick up for you, KNOWING you were lying.
Robin: Regina I'm sorry. Things were just really confusing. In my heart I know I wanted to be with you though. That never changed.
Regina: Robin, save the manure for the gardening.
Robin: I need you, Regina. I feel there is something that is missing in my lif that you could cure.
Regina: I believe it's an e. There, I cured it for you.
Robin: You know that's not it. Please. Just give me one more chance. I know I probably don't have a shot since you and Marian are together.
Regina: WHAT?! Who told- Mother...
Robin: What do you mean?
Regina: Marian and I aren't together. She's living with Zelena. Let me guess, my mother told you this?
Robin: Yes. What the hell?! I'm coming back to Storybrooke.
Regina: I'm afraid that isn't possible dear. There's a new barrier around the town.
Robin: So take it down! Let's be together like we should've been.
Regina: HAHAHA! No. Plus even if I wanted to, I couldn't. Only my mother can. And we both know that's not happening.
Robin: Regina please...At least let me see my son.
Regina: I'm sure if you talk to Marian about it, she and Zelena will work to arrange a schedule that will allow you time to spend with him. But your days of trying to date me or be with her are long gone, dear. It's time to face facts. You brought this on yourself.
Robin: You're right. And I truly am sorry. Any man or woman would be lucky to have you.
Regina: Yes they would. I suppose I forgive you.
Robin: Can we at least be friends?
Regina: Perhaps. Nothing more than casual drinks.
Robin: I can live with that.
Regina: Have a good day, Robin.
Neal & Henry
Neal: How's it going, sport?
Henry: Uh fine. What's up?
Neal: Nothing. Just checking on you. I haven't seen you in awhile.
Henry: Oh yeah, I've just been at home since I'm grounded.
Neal: Is that so? Because that's not the word on the street.
Henry: And what's the word on the street?
Neal: That you've been missing since last night.
Henry: Oh? Well I'm not missing. Obviously. I'm talking to you.
Neal: Hey smartass, you might want to watch yourself because from the looks of it, I'm the only parent who isn't hunting you down.
Henry: I doubt you could hunt me down.
Neal: Oh really? Look behind you.
Henry: TRAITOR! You helped them!
Neal: You bet your ass I did. The whole time we were talking, they were tracking you.
Henry: You were supposed to be on my side!
Neal: Not when you're clearly wrong. Have fun in the White Room!
Henry: I'll remember this dad!
Neal: Counting on it, son.
