Hook & Tinkerbell
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Hook: Tink, my dear old friend
Tink: What do you want?
Hook: Now what makes you think I want something?
Tink: Hook, I'm not stupid. You always come to me when you want something, so cut to the chase.
Hook: Okay. I really need you help with something.
Tink: What?
Hook: Well, you know how I like Emma right?
Tink: I think the whole town knows that, but yes. Go on.
Hook: I could use your help with getting her something special. I was thinking rum...
Tink: If you give that woman rum, I will take that bottle and smash you over the head with it. Women like romance Hook, not drunks.
Hook: So you'll help me?
Tink: I suppose so. In return, I want you help me get a date with someone.
Hook: Ooo, you fancy someone? Who?
Tink: I'll tell you when the time comes.
Hook: Deal. Thanks Tink.
Tink: You're welcome. You know you're like a brother to me. The only family I have left.
Hook: Ay, same with me, lass. You're the only one I know I can count on no matter what.
Tink: Love you goofball.
Hook: Love you too!
Cora & Regina
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Cora: Regina?
Regina: Yes mother?
Cora: Is the microwave supposed to be on fire?
Regina: No...why?
Cora: Oh, no reason. Just curious. But if it was, how would you go about putting it out?
Regina: MOTHER IS MY MICROWAVE ON FIRE?!
Cora: Gina calm down, I got this. I'll use magic.
Regina: NO DON'T! Just let me call someone to come and fix it, okay?
*10 minutes go by*
Regina: Mother?
Cora: Fixed it. I sent it somewhere else.
Regina: And where exactly is that?
Cora: Not sure. But where ever it is, it's someone else's problem now.
Regina: Oh God. I have got to get you somewhere else to live.
Robin & Regina
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Robin: Uhm Regina?
Regina: Oh hey Robin. What's wrong?
Robin: I know I'm still getting used to living in the modern world but is there supposed to be a flaming metal box outside my door?
Regina: Oh my gosh Robin, no. I'm so sorry about that. That's my mother's fault. I'll have the fire department come handle it.
Robin: Oh okay. It's all good. I can't wait to see you tonight.
Regina: I can't wait to see you either. I need to smile right about now and you can always make me smile.
Robin: I'm glad I can. You make my heart skip a beat. The good skip a beat though.
Regina: You always know what to say. See you soon handsome.
Robin: I'll be counting the minutes beautiful.
Henry, Emma & Neal
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Henry: Mom? Dad?
Emma: Kid? Why are we in a group text?
Neal: What's up pal?
Henry: I wanted to talk to both of you without repeating myself. Operation Tarantula is in action.
Neal: Really?! They're on the move?
Emma: We better get moving then. There's no time to waste!
Henry: Yes, I spotted them a few minutes ago. I'll meet you guys by Granny's. Kiddo out.
Neal: Emma, you sure we should be doing this?
Emma: Tis nothing sweeter than the taste of revenge.
Neal: What? I'm confused. Since when do you eat revenge?
Emma: *facepalm* YES WE ARE DOING THIS.
Neal: It's just, last time you got me in trouble with my dad and I'll be grounded if I get in trouble again.
Emma: It will be fine Neal. And if you get grounded, I'll reward your bravery with a kiss.
Henry: Eeeewwwww!!!
Neal: Yes! And how do you think you got here Henry? Plenty of kisses if you know what I mean.
Emma: ...........You did not just tell our 13 year old son that
Henry: I'm gonna puke. Just hurry up before they leave!
Neal: Right. Sorry. On my way.
Emma: Almost there kid. I just needed to stop and grab a drink. Your dad threw me off for a second.
Neal: Love you too Em. This is going to be EPIC!
