Chapter 40

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Cora, Regina, Zelena & Emma

Cora: BLONDIE! THAT ASS IS MINE!

Regina: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY MOTHER!

Zelena: WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON?!

Emma: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?

Cora: EMMA WAS THE ONE THAT BREACHED THE BARRIER!

Regina: DON'T LIE ON EMMA TO COVER YOUR TRACKS!

Zelena: I AGREE WITH EMMA, WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Emma: I have no idea what's going on...

Cora: Bullshit. Tell them it was you or I promise I will drag your ass to hell and back. If you think your mother's punishments were horrible, wait until I get a hold of you.

Regina: ...Emma, is she lying?

Zelena: Oh my, this is turning out to be quite juicy. Looks like the savior's in a bind.

Emma: No. She's not lying. But I can explain!

Cora: THE TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS IS OVER! YOU. WILL. PAY.

Regina: Emma, why the hell would you do that?! You better have a damn good explanation!

Zelena: I'm torn between cuddling Marian some more and continuing to read this conversation. Oh wait! I can do both.

Emma: I really loathe your existence, Zelena.

Cora: Makes two of us. BUT PRODUCE A GRANDCHILD AND WE CAN TALK.

Regina: I am waiting, Miss Swan.

Zelena: Ooh, back to 'Miss Swan' and Mother, can I at least bloody wed her first?

Emma: Someone made me do it. I can't tell you who. I...gotta go. Just don't hurt me yet.

Cora: KEY WORD, BLONDIE: YET. And of course Greenie. Then I require a dozen.

Regina: This isn't over Swan.

Zelena: Oh hell no. You'll be lucky to get three, and that includes Roland.

Emma: I know it isn't.


Hook, Neal, Henry, Rumple & Charming

Hook: Oi. What the bloody hell is going on?

Neal: I think we've got some unwanted guests.

Henry: I just heard mom say that ma was the one that used magic on the wall.

Rumple: Yes Henry, I'm afraid your mother has done something very stupid.

Charming: Emma would never do that!

Hook: I was trying to work the email thingy but gave up when the google said my password was wrong. But it's always been: handsomepirate69

Neal: If Emma did do this, I volunteer as tribute to take a vacation to New York because it'll be WW3 in Storybrooke.

Henry: Hook...dude...wth?

Rumple: I agree. Pirate, you need to change that. And Charming, light magic was used to do it. Your daughter is the only light wielder here, thanks to you and your wife.

Charming: Watch it, imp. I'll just call Emma and ask her myself.

Hook: I'm not changing anything. What's wrong with it?

Neal: Aside from it being too long?

Henry: And weird?

Rumple: And a big ass lie?

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