Cora, Regina, Zelena & Emma
Cora: BLONDIE! THAT ASS IS MINE!
Regina: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY MOTHER!
Zelena: WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON?!
Emma: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?
Cora: EMMA WAS THE ONE THAT BREACHED THE BARRIER!
Regina: DON'T LIE ON EMMA TO COVER YOUR TRACKS!
Zelena: I AGREE WITH EMMA, WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Emma: I have no idea what's going on...
Cora: Bullshit. Tell them it was you or I promise I will drag your ass to hell and back. If you think your mother's punishments were horrible, wait until I get a hold of you.
Regina: ...Emma, is she lying?
Zelena: Oh my, this is turning out to be quite juicy. Looks like the savior's in a bind.
Emma: No. She's not lying. But I can explain!
Cora: THE TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS IS OVER! YOU. WILL. PAY.
Regina: Emma, why the hell would you do that?! You better have a damn good explanation!
Zelena: I'm torn between cuddling Marian some more and continuing to read this conversation. Oh wait! I can do both.
Emma: I really loathe your existence, Zelena.
Cora: Makes two of us. BUT PRODUCE A GRANDCHILD AND WE CAN TALK.
Regina: I am waiting, Miss Swan.
Zelena: Ooh, back to 'Miss Swan' and Mother, can I at least bloody wed her first?
Emma: Someone made me do it. I can't tell you who. I...gotta go. Just don't hurt me yet.
Cora: KEY WORD, BLONDIE: YET. And of course Greenie. Then I require a dozen.
Regina: This isn't over Swan.
Zelena: Oh hell no. You'll be lucky to get three, and that includes Roland.
Emma: I know it isn't.
Hook, Neal, Henry, Rumple & Charming
Hook: Oi. What the bloody hell is going on?
Neal: I think we've got some unwanted guests.
Henry: I just heard mom say that ma was the one that used magic on the wall.
Rumple: Yes Henry, I'm afraid your mother has done something very stupid.
Charming: Emma would never do that!
Hook: I was trying to work the email thingy but gave up when the google said my password was wrong. But it's always been: handsomepirate69
Neal: If Emma did do this, I volunteer as tribute to take a vacation to New York because it'll be WW3 in Storybrooke.
Henry: Hook...dude...wth?
Rumple: I agree. Pirate, you need to change that. And Charming, light magic was used to do it. Your daughter is the only light wielder here, thanks to you and your wife.
Charming: Watch it, imp. I'll just call Emma and ask her myself.
Hook: I'm not changing anything. What's wrong with it?
Neal: Aside from it being too long?
Henry: And weird?
Rumple: And a big ass lie?
