Zelena & Marian
Zelena: Babe.
Marian: Hm?
Zelena: I was thinking we have a green wedding in the spring.
Marian: Something told me that was going to be your chosen color.
Zelena: Well of course. But we both know I look good af in green.
Marian: Mm, that you do. But I'd rather wear something close to white.
Zelena: And you can, my little maiden. We can have green and white colors everywhere. Even Roland and Henry can have green and white tuxedos.
Marian: In that case, you get no argument from me.
Zelena: That's my girl.
Marian: You went out to get some ice cream and you're thinking about dresses?
Zelena: Passed the clothing store on the way there and Roland pointed out a dress.
Marian: Aww! My cute monkeys.
Zelena: For future reference, I'm only allowing you to call me that.
Marian: Don't worry, I'll gladly shoot an arrow at anyone who says it besides me.
Zelena: My hero!
Marian: Always. Now hurry, Toy Story 3 is about to start and we know if Roland misses the beginning part again...
Zelena: Say no more! Already paying for the ice cream.
Marian: And...
Zelena: Right, and your frozen yogurt. I still say you have nothing to be afraid of.
Marian: Would you rather I took the risk?
Zelena: Well I wouldn't want my wife a popsicle so...no?
Marian: Then I'll stick with frozen yogurt.
Zelena: Hey, as long as whipped cream is still an acceptable food, you get no complaints from me.
Marian: Such a cheeky witch.
Zelena: It's one of my best assets, wouldn't you say?
Marian: Certainly was a major factor in why I love you.
Zelena: Hey! That's not fair! You can't make me 'aww' in public! I need these people to continue fearing me.
Marian: Oh please! You're still my adorable hellion.
Zelena: And proud of it!
Marian: I can hear the Pixar intro beginning.
Zelena: Shit! I'm using magic, hold on!
Robin & Regina
Robin: U!
Regina: Uhm, Robin?
Robin: Y u no want dis?
Regina: ...Did you hit your head?
Robin: WTF no
Regina: I'm just trying to figure out why you're texting me such nonsense. Where are you?
Robin: Wit Charmbear
Regina: Are you drunk?
Robin: Possiby jus a zip
Regina: Right. Hang on for just a second.
Robin: K
Regina: SWAN! Why aren't you doing your damn job?
