Cruella & Maleficent
Cruella: I have a question.
Maleficent: And why is it that you're asking me?
Cruella: Because Puff, you're wise.
Maleficent: Keep it up and you'll be a pile of charred remains.
Cruella: Dahling calm down. It was just a joke. But I do believe you can be of service.
Maleficent: What is it?
Cruella: You and Ursula talk about things when you go shopping. Has she mentioned anything that she wants?
Maleficent: Were you not paying attention again?
Cruella: Perhaps...Look, I can't help it if I saw a really fabulous fur coat and that caught my attention.
Maleficent: And give me one good reason why I should help you out, especially after what you did to Lily.
Cruella: We both know I'm a terrible person, that's no secret. But I want Ursula and I's one year anniversary to be special. Don't you think she at least deserves that?
Maleficent: ...Fine. But from now on pay attention to your wife! She was talking about a pair of heels she saw at the store.
Cruella: Oh wait! I'm starting to remember. The red stilettos, right?
Maleficent: Right.
Cruella: I knew it! Thanks dahling! I have some shopping to do.
Maleficent: Get me a pair too!
Zelena & Emma
Zelena: Savior!
Emma: Oh God. What do you want, Zelena?
Zelena: Oh shush, you enjoy talking to me. I need some advice.
Emma: No.
Zelena: You dare tell me no?!
Emma: Yep!
Zelena: But...please?
Emma: What is it?
Zelena: Thank you! Where's the most romantic spot in this dreary town?
Emma: Hm. Other than Granny's?
Zelena: Blondie, if you call that rust bucket romantic, you are blinder than the Blind Witch.
Emma: Woman! Look, you really want romance, create it!
Zelena: HOW DAMNIT?!
Emma: Are you trying to do something nice for Marian?
Zelena: Shut up.
Emma: You are! AW!
Zelena: I'm going to curse the next child you have.
Emma: Ask your sister how well curses and your family get along.
Zelena: I set your car on fire...
Emma: ...OH MY FU- I AM GOING TO DROWN YOU!
Zelena: I heart you too.
Neal, Rumple & Belle
Neal: I wanted to tell you guys something...
Rumple: What is it, son?
Belle: You have our undivided attention.
Neal: I've been holding this in for so long and I feel like now's the perfect time to confess.
Rumple: Bae....spit it out.
Belle: Did something bad happen?
Neal: No, nothing bad happened. It's just, I'm finally being honest with myself. My name is Neal Cassidy and I'm a chocoholic.
Rumple: ....
Belle: Oh my- HAHA! Good one.
Neal: RIGHT?! Ahhh! I got you both good.
Rumple: Five minutes.
Belle: Rumple?
Neal: Papa? What do you mean? It was just a joke.
Rumple: In five minutes something will happen.
Belle: Don't you dare hurt him!
Neal: Oh hell no, I'm going hide behind Emma.
Rumple: Ah, don't make me laugh. She can't save you.
Belle: Rumple I swear, if you retaliate over a harmless joke, you're going to regret it.
Neal: Then I'll ask Regina for help!
Rumple: Now THAT'S even funnier! And Belle, just calm down, it won't be anything harmful.
Belle: Mhm. We'll see.
Neal: A chocolate pie just hit me in the face. I regret everything...
Rumple: Karma's a bitch.
Belle: What am I going to do with you two?
Neal: Tastes good though.
Henry & Cora
Henry: GRANDMA!
Cora: Boy! Don't yell at me!
Henry: I NEED YOUR HELP!
Cora: AND I SAID DO NOT YELL AT ME!
Henry: Will you just help me, dammit?!
Cora: I'm going to pretend like you didn't just cuss at me either. Because I will cut all your fingers off and leave you with just nubs. Your new nickname will be Nubby.
Henry: ...Please Grandma, I need your help.
Cora: Better. Now what is it?
Henry: I accidentally butt-dialed Grandma Snow and was texting her random stuff. She thought I was in danger so she's getting my moms and coming to get me.
Cora: Just tell her it's a mistake. Besides, what's the big deal?
Henry: I tried but she didn't answer! And Erin's in here with me...
Cora: Your mothers are going to kill you.
Henry: Just help me!
Cora: No like, I'm dead serious. They are going to kill you and bury you in the same day.
Henry: Will you just poof her out of here?
Cora: I can't do that Henry.
Henry: WHY NOT?!
Cora: THAT ROOM HAS A SPELL OVER IT THAT BANS MAGIC, NUMBNUT.
Henry: WHAT?! WHY?!
Cora: WHY DO YOU THINK? YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK, GRANDSON.
Henry: I'm so dead...
Cora: Better pray.
Henry: At least I'll die with the girl I love.
Cora: Awww! I'll get you both some beautiful roses to lay on your caskets.
Henry: If you really wanted to be helpful, you'd at least get here before them.
Cora: Hm. Watch Netflix or argue with Sassy Pants and Blondie about how dumb you are...I'll take Netflix.
Henry: Thanks Grandma, I can always count on you.
Cora: Love you too, Nubby! Tell Erin I said goodbye!
