Charming & Emma
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Charming: Emma!
Emma: Dad?
Charming: Are you okay?!
Emma: Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
Charming: Your mother said something about you and Regina and dying. She wasn't making any sense.
Emma: Dad...don't even worry about it.
Charming: At least tell me what she is talking about.
Emma: The SwanQueen billboard
Charming: Oh you mean...Riiight....I'll handle your mother
Emma: I knew you would.
Charming: Anything for my princess. Just don't provoke your mother. Trust me, when she's mad, it's not pretty.
Emma: Guess I get my temper from her then, huh?
Charming: Indeed you do. You're so much like your mother.
Emma: I think I'm like you too.
Charming: Yes you are, our little girl.
Emma: ALRIGHT ENOUGH MUSHY STUFF
Charming: Just in time too, your mother is calling.
Emma: Saved by the bell.
Cora & Regina
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Cora: Hello love....
Regina: Mother? Where have you been? We haven't seen you for days.
Cora: I've been around. I had some business to handle.
Regina: Business? Like what?
Cora: Damn girl, why are you in my business? Don't worry about all that.
Regina: MOTHER.....I don't have time for your games.
Cora: This is not a game! Our ship is real and it sails!!
Regina: What the hell are you talking about? You don't have a ship.
Cora: Oh yes I do and I'm the captain. AND YOU SHALL ADRESS ME AS SUCH!
Regina: Mother you are speaking in riddles. Please, explain.
Cora: In time you will know all the answers you seek. Until then, watch for me in the distance and I promise when the sun sets, you'll see me.
Regina: Are you high?
Cora: No but I am a little tipsy. But that's beside the point! Just watch the damn sunset!
Regina: I'm going to research mental institutions if you don't get your act together.
Cora: *insert middle finger emoji here* Try it, I dare you. Something you hold dear will disappear.
Regina: UGH! Mother why do you insist on treating me this way?!
Cora: Everything I do is so that you can be with your match made in Heaven. Trust me.
Regina: Oh you mean Robin?
Cora: I wish you could see my blank stare right now. NO! Come to Granny's tonight and the truth will be revealed.
Regina: Fine! But after this I am done playing your silly little games Mother.
Cora: That's fine. Just don't do the forehead bulging vein thing tonight. You'll scare people away.
Belle & Rumple
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Belle: Love?
Rumple: Yes my sweet?
Belle: I was cleaning the bookshelf when I found something that reminded me of you.
Rumple: Oh really? What was it?
Belle: A book about how to fix broken dishes. Our chipped cup. It made me smile.
Rumple: Oh I see. Well if I wasn't smiling before, I definitely am now.
Belle: Because of the cup?
Rumple: Because of what the cup symbolizes, our love.
Belle: I love you Rumple.
Rumple: And I love you too Belle. More than you can imagine.
Belle: I want to spend eternity with you.
Rumple: I think I can arrange that.
Belle: What do you mean?
Rumple: Marry me Belle? Of course I know this isn't the best proposal in the world and if you say yes, I'll make sure to recreate the moment and make it perfect.
Belle: Are you kidding me?! YES! Of course! A million times yes!
Rumple: OH BELLE! You have made me the happiest man alive!
Belle: And I'm the happiest and luckiest woman in the world. I can't wait for you to come home!
Rumple: I'll be there in 5 minutes, just let me close the shop.
Belle: See you then.
Emma & Henry & Regina
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Emma: Kid...
Henry: Yeah?
Emma: Your mom and I need to talk to you.
Henry: About what?
Regina: DID YOU HELP PUT THAT BILLBOARD UP?!
Emma: Damn Regina, way to be subtle.
Regina: You know I'm not one to sugar coat things and he needs to know this is not a game!
Emma: Right, anyway. Kid, answer the question.
Henry: I plead the 5th!
Regina: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T PLEAD ANYTHING! HENRY CHRISTOPHER MILLS!!!!
Emma: KID! You had something to do with that?!
Henry: Still pleading the 5th. I have that right as a human.
Emma: I GAVE YOU LIFE! YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING WITHOUT ME SO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Regina: I SWEAR YOU WON'T SEE A SINGLE GRAIN OF SUGAR FOR A YEAR!
Henry: You can punish me ALL YOU WANT but SwanQueen sails on! VIVIA LA SWANQUEEN!!
Emma: What the hell is he talking about?!
Regina: I don't know but I have a feeling this has something to do with my mother. Meet me in 5 minutes at Granny's.
Emma: Alright. Can I bring vodka?
Regina: Please do.
Emma: WOOO!
