Emma & Regina
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Emma: REGINA! GET UP!
Regina: Miss Swan it is 5 in the morning. What the hell do you want?
Emma: Look out of your window.
Regina: And why should I do that?
Emma: Your picture is on a billboard.
Regina: WHAT?!
Emma:Just get your ass up and see for yourself.
Regina: IS THAT US?!?
Emma: From the looks of it, yep.
Regina: KISSING?!?
Emma: YES CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Regina: IN OUR UNDERWEAR?!
Emma: Regina....So I take it you knew nothing about this?
Regina: OF COURSE NOT! Why the hell would I allow something like this to be broadcasted.
Emma: Well you obviously have someone who you've pissed off.
Regina: They must be pissed at you too. And they got the picture all wrong, my underwear is always a shade of red or black, not purple.
Emma: That's too much information Madame Mayor
Regina: Oh please, we're both adults here. Moving on, please get rid of the picture before our son sees it.
Emma: Not to worry, I have Hook and Neal here to help.
Regina: Oh those two imbeciles aren't capable of tying their own shoes, let alone get rid of something this important.
Emma: You're more than welcome to do this yourself then.
Regina: No, you three handle it, I have more important things to do, like sleep.
Emma: Right. I'm missing out on sleep because you pissed someone off and they took revenge on us both.
Regina: Goodnight Miss Swan. And if anyone sees that, you don't want to know what I will do.
Emma: Oooo shaking in my boots and leather jacket.
Robin & Regina
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Robin: Good morning beautiful
Regina: And a good morning to you too handsome
Robin: Quick question sweetie
Regina: Yes dear?
Robin: Is that a picture of you and Emma on that billboard?
Regina: Excuse me?!
Robin: I don't mean any harm. It's just that it looks a lot like you except I know you like red and black more than purple
Regina: THAT BILLBOARD IS STILL UP?!
Robin: Yeah....I'm looking at it right now. Hook and Neal are trying to get it down and Emma's guiding them but it looks like they are struggling. I'll go help.
Regina: No need. Just step back.
Robin: Wh-.......did you feel that random earthquake? Hey! The billboard is on fire!
Regina: Nope and good.
Robin: It literally just happened 30 seconds ago
Regina: Guess I was too busy doing something else
Robin: You caused it didn't you?
Regina: Maybe. Maybe not.
Robin: You're so sexy when you're mad.
