Regina, Emma & Henry
Regina: Hello Henry.
Emma: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Henry: .....I don't know how I should answer either of those texts.
Regina: You need to pack your things because we're going home TODAY.
Emma: YOU WON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AFTER I BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE
Henry: Moms, you guys need to calm down. What's going on?
Regina: I'm perfectly calm. It's your other mother who has lost her shit.
Emma: THAT LITTLE SHIT BURNED UP MY POOR CAR
Henry: Erin? Why would she do that?
Regina: Because we came to get you.
Emma: ASLJGFADSFHL
Henry: If I surrender now, will you leave Hook and Neal alone?
Regina: Hook can go but your father's wanted.
Emma: I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN CAR BACK
Henry: I'll talk to Erin and tell her to stop but you have to swear not to hurt dad. He's over here shaking and crying.
Regina: Great. Yet another fine example he's setting for you. Him and your blonde mother.
Emma: SHE'S DEAD TO ME
Henry: Come on, mom. This wasn't as bad as some of the other stuff we've done.
Regina: I suppose you're right about that. Tell your father and the pirate we'll be there shortly and no one's getting hurt.
Emma: EXCEPT ERIN BECAUSE I'M KILLING HER AS SOON AS WE GET BACK
Henry: Thanks mom, and I hope you can calm ma down before we get back home.
Regina: Don't worry, I know what to do.
Cora & Erin
Cora: LITTLE GIRL!
Erin: WHAT!?
Cora: GIRL DON'T YELL AT ME!
Erin: I DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Cora: LITTLE GIRL LOWER YOUR TONE BEFORE I BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS.
Erin: What do you want!
Cora: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. What the hell are you doing setting fires to cars?
Erin: She deserved it!
Cora: UH NO. Try again.
Erin: I was sending a message.
Cora: What the hell kind of message was that?!
Erin: That I'll hurt them if they hurt Henry!
Cora: Girl...are you that fucking dumb? No, seriously.
Erin: EXCUSE ME?!
Cora: TONE. Do you seriously think his MOTHERS would hurt him? The very same women that would kill to protect him?
Erin: I...No...
Cora: EXACTLY. Now you might as well prepare yourself because blondie's going to kill you.
Erin: BUT IT'S JUST A CAR! She can get another one!
Cora: THAT CAR HOLDS SENTIMENTAL VALUE YOU DINGBAT.
