Emma & Henry
Emma: Kid?
Henry: Ma? What's up?
Emma: Are you okay?
Henry: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
Emma: I just assumed once your mom found you, all hell would break loose.
Henry: Ah. Well she hasn't.
Emma: Kid….she's going to kill us both.
Henry: No she isn't.
Emma: I admire your bravery but you're crazy.
Henry: Ma, calm down. I know how to calm my mom down.
Emma: Oh? And how?
Henry: Distract her.
Emma: Okay…And what's this distraction going to be?
Henry: I can't tell you but just know that everything is going to be okay. Ok?
Emma: Alright kid, just be careful. I don't want to have to visit you in the hospital.
Henry: Pft, I'll be fine. You on the other hand need to apologize to my dad for lying to him.
Emma: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Henry: That honey glazed popcorn crap you had him searching all day at the grocery store for.
Emma: OMG! I'm going to fall out my chair laughing! He seriously went looking for it?!
Henry: DUH! You asked him to!
Emma: I FIGURED HE HAD MORE COMMON SENSE THAN THAT!
Henry: Apologize or I'm telling Grandma and Gramps about this and the cookies you have stashed away.
Emma: You can't blackmail me…I'm the parent.
Henry: Try me.
Emma: ….
Elsa & Hook
Elsa: hook
Hook: Aye lass?
Elsa: typing on this thing is really weird
Hook: I'll admit, it takes some time to get used to.
Elsa: yes it does but i don't know where the punctuation marks are
Hook: Do you see the "123" at the bottom left of your keyboard?
Elsa: oh gosh! Thank- So that's the caps lock too! Thank you so much Hook.
Hook: No worries love. Always happy to help.
Elsa: One more question before I go, I push the Emma button to call her, right?
Hook: Right. And then just hold the phone up to your ear and wait for her to speak.
Elsa: Perfect! The tools in this world are so confusing.
Hook: Just wait until you sit down at a computer and use the internet.
Elsa: The what?
Hook: I'll explain it later.
Elsa: Okay. Gotta go, Anna's ready to go shopping!
Hook: Have fun!
Regina & Emma
Regina: You're sheriff, correct?
Emma: Yes….
Regina: So then why the hell aren't you doing your job?!
Emma: Regina, what are you talking about?
Regina: What I'm talking about is someone has broken into my office and covered it with red paint!
Emma: For real?
Regina: No, Swan. For play-play. YES FOR REAL!
Emma: Hold on.
Regina: You better not be laughing!
Emma: I not, swear
Regina: YES YOU ARE! Damnit, get your ass over here now!
Emma: Right, right. I'm on my way right now. Give me like 5 minutes.
Regina: You're still laughing aren't you?
Emma: ...Yes
Regina: I have something for you and we'll see if you'll be laughing then.
Emma: Shit.
Zelena, Snow & Cora
Zelena: Snow?
Snow: Yes Zelena?
Zelena: I was wondering if I could talk to you and maybe get some advice.
Snow: Sure! I'd be happy to help.
Zelena: Wonderful. So there's someone I like but they're with someone else.
Snow: Oh dear. Is the person attracted to you as well?
Zelena: I'm not completely sure yet.
Snow: You should probably find that out first before taking anymore steps. Make sure it's worth it.
Zelena: Okay, I'll ask them today.
Snow: I wish you all the luck in the world!
Cora: ZELENA YOU BETTER NOT BE ASKING SNOW OUT!
Zelena: Mother?! What the hell are you talking about?!
Snow: Yes, please explain yourself Cora.
Cora: I think your sister put a spell on you to make you want to kiss Snow!
Zelena: Uh…mother I don't want to kiss Snow.
Snow: I'm so confused right now.
Cora: OH NO! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER AREN'T YOU!?
Zelena: NO!
Snow: Thank God.
Cora: BLESS YOU! Oh my gosh, I'm going to kick Regina's ass.
Zelena: I wanted help with asking someone else out, crazy woman.
Snow: Cora, your mental health should be assessed really soon.
Cora: I'm so relieved. You just don't understand. I'm going beat my little regal with my butter sock. See you losers later.
Zelena: I will never understand that woman.
Snow: Welcome to our world.
