Chapter 18

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Emma & Henry

Emma: Kid?

Henry: Ma? What's up?

Emma: Are you okay?

Henry: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?

Emma: I just assumed once your mom found you, all hell would break loose.

Henry: Ah. Well she hasn't.

Emma: Kid….she's going to kill us both.

Henry: No she isn't.

Emma: I admire your bravery but you're crazy.

Henry: Ma, calm down. I know how to calm my mom down.

Emma: Oh? And how?

Henry: Distract her.

Emma: Okay…And what's this distraction going to be?

Henry: I can't tell you but just know that everything is going to be okay. Ok?

Emma: Alright kid, just be careful. I don't want to have to visit you in the hospital.

Henry: Pft, I'll be fine. You on the other hand need to apologize to my dad for lying to him.

Emma: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Henry: That honey glazed popcorn crap you had him searching all day at the grocery store for.

Emma: OMG! I'm going to fall out my chair laughing! He seriously went looking for it?!

Henry: DUH! You asked him to!

Emma: I FIGURED HE HAD MORE COMMON SENSE THAN THAT!

Henry: Apologize or I'm telling Grandma and Gramps about this and the cookies you have stashed away.

Emma: You can't blackmail me…I'm the parent.

Henry: Try me.

Emma: ….

Elsa & Hook

Elsa: hook

Hook: Aye lass?

Elsa: typing on this thing is really weird

Hook: I'll admit, it takes some time to get used to.

Elsa: yes it does but i don't know where the punctuation marks are

Hook: Do you see the "123" at the bottom left of your keyboard?

Elsa: oh gosh! Thank- So that's the caps lock too! Thank you so much Hook.

Hook: No worries love. Always happy to help.

Elsa: One more question before I go, I push the Emma button to call her, right?

Hook: Right. And then just hold the phone up to your ear and wait for her to speak.

Elsa: Perfect! The tools in this world are so confusing.

Hook: Just wait until you sit down at a computer and use the internet.

Elsa: The what?

Hook: I'll explain it later.

Elsa: Okay. Gotta go, Anna's ready to go shopping!

Hook: Have fun!

Regina & Emma

Regina: You're sheriff, correct?

Emma: Yes….

Regina: So then why the hell aren't you doing your job?!

Emma: Regina, what are you talking about?

Regina: What I'm talking about is someone has broken into my office and covered it with red paint!

Emma: For real?

Regina: No, Swan. For play-play. YES FOR REAL!

Emma: Hold on.

Regina: You better not be laughing!

Emma: I not, swear

Regina: YES YOU ARE! Damnit, get your ass over here now!

Emma: Right, right. I'm on my way right now. Give me like 5 minutes.

Regina: You're still laughing aren't you?

Emma: ...Yes

Regina: I have something for you and we'll see if you'll be laughing then.

Emma: Shit.

Zelena, Snow & Cora

Zelena: Snow?

Snow: Yes Zelena?

Zelena: I was wondering if I could talk to you and maybe get some advice.

Snow: Sure! I'd be happy to help.

Zelena: Wonderful. So there's someone I like but they're with someone else.

Snow: Oh dear. Is the person attracted to you as well?

Zelena: I'm not completely sure yet.

Snow: You should probably find that out first before taking anymore steps. Make sure it's worth it.

Zelena: Okay, I'll ask them today.

Snow: I wish you all the luck in the world!

Cora: ZELENA YOU BETTER NOT BE ASKING SNOW OUT!

Zelena: Mother?! What the hell are you talking about?!

Snow: Yes, please explain yourself Cora.

Cora: I think your sister put a spell on you to make you want to kiss Snow!

Zelena: Uh…mother I don't want to kiss Snow.

Snow: I'm so confused right now.

Cora: OH NO! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER AREN'T YOU!?

Zelena: NO!

Snow: Thank God.

Cora: BLESS YOU! Oh my gosh, I'm going to kick Regina's ass.

Zelena: I wanted help with asking someone else out, crazy woman.

Snow: Cora, your mental health should be assessed really soon.

Cora: I'm so relieved. You just don't understand. I'm going beat my little regal with my butter sock. See you losers later.

Zelena: I will never understand that woman.

Snow: Welcome to our world.

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