Rumple & Cora
Rumple: Why weren't we notified about the damn town meeting?
Cora: Who is this again?
Rumple: You know very well who I am! Henry told me you have my number stored under "Silver Fox"
Cora: Remind me to whack our grandson. What do you want, Rumple?
Rumple: To know why my wife and I weren't invited to the meeting?!
Cora: I didn't think it mattered.
Rumple: We live here, don't we?
Cora: Yes but you protect those you love with your life. Your dark side comes out the moment there's a threat.
Rumple: Yes...But we still need to know what's going on.
Cora: Fine. I'll brief you right now.
Rumple: Thank you.
Cora: I banished Robin from town so now Marian's back with Roland, possibly dating Zelena. Robin knows she's back but I fear he'll try to return to town so we're trying to find a way to keep him out and away from Regina.
Rumple: Simple solution, really.
Cora: And what might that be?
Rumple: Kill him.
Cora: Why didn't I think of that?! Oh wait! Because we can't do that here!
Rumple: That never stopped you in the other realm.
Cora: True, true. What about trapping him in Pandora's box?
Rumple: I suppose there's room for him in it.
Cora: Perfect! We'll let him back in, torture him by letting him see Marian happy, then trap him.
Rumple: You get no arguments from me.
Cora: It's wonderful to have you on our side for once.
Rumple: Don't get comfortable. I just never liked that thief.
Henry, Erin, & The Mothers
Henry: Uhm, moms…This is my girlfriend Erin.
Erin: Hello.
Emma: Girlfriend? When did that happen?
Regina: I'm not drunk enough for this.
Erin: We've been dating for a few weeks.
Emma: Well it's nice to meet you Erin, don't let Regina intimidate you.
Regina: Swan, kindly refrain from making me want to throw a fireball at you.
Henry: Guys please, not now…
Erin: It's okay, I'm not afraid.
Regina: Oh so she's got spunk, hm?
Emma: I really hate that I was included in this.
Henry: This was a bad idea, wasn't it?
Erin: Call it what you want, I just know I'm not scared of you.
Emma: Yep kid, bad idea.
Regina: You aren't afraid of me now, but just wait, I'll have you singing a different tune before it's all over.
Henry: Why don't we all just forget this ever happened.
Regina: Too late! And what are you even doing talking to her? You're on punishment.
Erin: I'm telling Miss Cora that you threatened me.
Emma: NO SHE SAID THE WORD!
Cora: I was summoned?
Emma: DAMNIT!
Henry: Oh no…
Regina: You think I'm supposed to be afraid of my mother? Ha! Little girl, go read a book.
Erin: How about you go take your medication, old woman.
Cora: Damn, she's a feisty one. My grandson has good taste.
Emma: …Erin, is it? Run…
Erin: What?
Henry: RUN.
Erin: But-
Emma: GIRL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Cora: Wait, Regina didn't respond yet.
Henry: Yes because she's on her way to Erin. I just heard the front door slam!
Emma: Looks like we'll be planning another funeral.
Cora: Not so fast! I've poofed Erin here with me so she's safe.
Henry: Thanks Grandma.
Cora: Don't mention it. But next time, make sure I'm there when you bring everyone together.
Emma: And leave me completely out of it.
Henry: Will do.
Snow & Belle
Snow: How's everything going?
Belle: Other than not being able to bend down or having Rumple help me up from the couch, pretty good.
Snow: Oh yes, I remember those days. But it's all worth it to see that little face and hear their first cry.
Belle: You're right. I just wish it didn't take so long for them to get here. I miss having my body to myself.
Snow: Do you think you'll have another after this one?
Belle: NO. Er, I mean, I think going through this experience once is enough for me.
Snow: Don't worry, I understand what you mean.
Belle: Yeah, and I'm thankful Rumple has been there every step of the way.
Snow: He's going to be a great father.
Belle: I have no doubt that he will. It's so sweet, anytime I have a craving, he races out to go get it.
Snow: Aww! I used to have Charming up at 3 am getting pickles and peanut butter with ice cream.
Belle: Oh….that sounds so good right now. I'll talk to you later, I need to go bother a certain pawn shop owner.
Hook & Neal
Hook: Mate!
Neal: Hook!
Hook: Meet me at the docks, hurry!
Neal: Why?
Hook: There's something you're going to want to see.
Neal: Is it food?
Hook: Not unless you're a cannibal.
Neal: Wait what?
Hook: Man there's a bunch of women having a beach party and I'm the only man.
Neal: OMG I'm on my way now!
Hook: They're playing volleyball.
Neal: Stahp! I'm already running!
Hook:Oh no….
Neal: What happened?
Hook: Cora just showed up.
Neal: So what?
Hook: In a bikini…
Neal: EEEWWWWW. I'm gonna barf.
Hook: Mate…GET HERE NOW! SAVE ME!
Neal: NO WAY THAT IS GROSS.
Hook: She wants to rub sunscreen on her…
Neal: May the odds be ever in your favor. Have fun mate.
