Zelena & Robin
Zelena: Pardon me, sir.
Robin: Yes?
Zelena: I'm looking for a man they call Robin, I think?
Robin: Zelena, what do you want? I'm busy watching tv.
Zelena: Fine then, don't play along. I was simply trying to be nice, pinecone.
Robin: Yeah, yeah. What is it?
Zelena: So, this goes against my wishes completely but if I don't do it, I won't get any mocha lovin' anytime soon, if you know what I mean.
Robin: ....Please stop...
Zelena: Marian and I hope you will be at our wedding next week. The invitation should be popping in right about....now.
Robin: You had a bloody flying monkey bring it?!
Zelena: Technically he's one of your Merry Men but sure.
Robin: You know...I still don't like you.
Zelena: The feeling's mutual, Robbie.
Robin: Don't call me that. You and your mother have completely flipped my life upside down.
Zelena: Did we? Or did you and your dumb decisions do that?
Robin: The BOTH OF YOU.
Zelena: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Still in denial. I hope by the time the wedding rolls around, you'll man the hell up and not disappoint her again by not showing up. She and Roland really want you there.
Robin: Why?
Zelena: Because despite the ending of your marriage, she still sees you as her friend for some asinine reason. You don't bloody act like one though.
Robin: I...don't know what to say.
Zelena: Don't say anything. Just have your ass at the wedding because if you make my woman cry, if she even so much as frowns because of your absence, I'll send something much worse than a flying monkey to come retrieve you.
Robin: Alright, alright. I'll be there.
Zelena: Excellent! Good talk, Robbie. See you there!
Maleficent & Ursula
Maleficent: How's Cruella?
Ursula: Well, better but in a state of shock right now.
Maleficent: Why? What happened?
Ursula: I'm not sure. I left to get some water for her and when I came back, she was like this.
Maleficent: Did you tell the doctor or nurse?
Ursula: Yeah. They aren't sure what happened either.
Maleficent: Is she talking?
Ursula: Not really. She mumbles something every now and then.
Maleficent: That might be a clue.
Ursula: I doubt "Bloody fur. Make them bleed." is enough to go off of.
Maleficent: Hmm. Do you think anyone could have visited her while you were gone?
Ursula: I doubt it, I was only gone a few minutes but I mean, it's possible.
Maleficent: Someone like Snow...
Ursula: No...you don't think..?
Maleficent: Try asking Cruella.
