Belle & Snow
Belle: Snow!
Snow: Belle!
Belle: Did you get Regina's email?
Snow: Email? No...what does it say?
Belle: That the barrier around the town has been breached and we need to stay inside.
Snow: Why in the hell wouldn't she send me that?! I was just about to go shopping.
Belle: I think we both know the answer to that.
Snow: ...Damnit. Okay; is Rumple there with you?
Belle: No, he's at the Shop but I told him about the email.
Snow: You and the baby should come over here with Charming and I. I'll warn Emma and Henry.
Belle: Okay, I'll tell Rumple as well.
Snow: Please remind him that he won't be chopping off any of my daughter's fingers. I see how he stares at them sometimes.
Belle: I promise he'll be on his best behavior. He's still a bit upset about the whole incident but he'll be okay.
Snow: I'm an arrow with squid ink on it just in case.
Belle: See you in a bit.
The Queens of Darkness
Maleficent: What is nonsense about intruders?
Ursula: Queenie's panties are in a bunch, apparently.
Regina: You're one to talk, squid.
Cruella: Watch your tongue, hot head.
Maleficent: Regina what's going on?
Ursula: Keep talking and I'll shove a tentacle so far up your ass that I could use you as a puppet.
Regina: I know plenty of people who enjoy the taste of calamari. And my mother has taken down the barrier that was protecting us all and let strangers in.
Cruella: Oh that's just great.
Maleficent: WHAT?
Ursula: I swear, your mother is a one of a kind asshole.
Regina: Tell me something I don't know.
Cruella: I heard talk that Rumple was your real father.
Maleficent: This was not my ideal way of enjoying my Sunday.
Ursula: Would it be safe to assume it's every man for himself now?
Regina: Pretty mu- WAIT WHAT?
Cruella: Could be true oooor could just be gossip. We'll never know, dahling.
Maleficent: Actually, the firecracker's quite capable of finding out in a short period of time.
Ursula: But it was no secret that her mother and the imp had a fling.
Regina: SOS
Cruella: Oh well yes, that much is true.
Maleficent: I think you all broke Regina.
Ursula: She was bound to find out sooner or later.
Cruella: Plus I just love a good family squabble.
Unknown Number & Emma
UN: Congratulations Emma.
Emma: I don't have time for you right now, Casper. Everyone's freaking out and blowing up my phone.
UN: But you should be celebrating. You proved you didn't inherit your parents' idiot-ness.
Emma: Pretty sure that isn't a word and secondly, this is all your fault!
UN: On the contrary, you're the one who used your magic.
Emma: BECAUSE YOU BLACKMAILED ME!
UN: Potato-potatoe.
Emma: I swear on my box of cookies, if anyone in this town that I like gets hurt, I'm will find you and I will kill you.
UN: Ooo, I do so love spunk.
Emma: I should've stayed in Boston where it was normal.
UN: We both know you've never been normal. Face it.
Emma: ...Piss off.
UN: Such a potty mouth the princess has. Have fun. I'll text you tomorrow with another set of instructions.
Emma: Regina's going to kill me...
Cora & Rumple
Cora: RUMPLE!
Rumple: What do you want, demon?
Cora: Everyone's losing their shit talking about I breached the barrier and let in some random people!
Rumple: Why does that not surprise me?
Cora: But that's just it! I didn't!
Rumple: AHAHAHAHA! As if I'd believe you.
Cora: I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!
Rumple: And yet I still don't believe you.
Cora: Test it! Go to the barrier and see that it's not my dark magic anymore.
Rumple: Fine...I'll humor you.
Cora: That's all I ask.
Rumple: Much to my disappointment, it seems you're right. This is light magic.
Cora: TOLD YOU.
Rumple: And we all know there's only one person in Storybrooke with light magic.
Cora: GODDAMN BLONDIE!
Rumple: Bingo.
Cora: I am going to hang her by that tacky ponytail and beat her with my butter sock!
Rumple: As much as I enjoy a good ass kicking, and this one especially sounds good, I have other things to do. Take pictures for me.
Cora: Deal. Oh blondie, I'm coming for you...
