Rumple & Neal
Rumple: Bae, are you busy?
Neal: Not at all, Papa. What's wrong?
Rumple: Son...Your stepmother is driving me crazy!
Neal: What do you mean?
Rumple: Her food cravings at 4am, her mood swings, I am slowly losing it.
Neal: Well, that's kinda what happens when a woman gets pregnant.
Rumple: Yes but I haven't dealt with one in hundreds of years. I'm not used to this. I don't know what to say and what not to say.
Neal: Have you tried not saying anything at all?
Rumple: Yes and she still cried.
Neal: I am sooo glad I didn't have to go through that. Emma likes to throw stuff when she gets mad but it'll all be worth it to see the baby be born.
Rumple: Oh son, here I am going on and on about it and I never talked to you about how you truly feel.
Neal: Papa, trust me, I'm happy for you and Belle. I'm more than proud to be a big brother.
Rumple: Are you sure? I want you to be happy too.
Neal: Positive. How about we go fishing like we used to? You, Henry and I?
Rumple: Sounds like a perfect idea and getaway.
Neal: Great! I'll let Henry know. See you tomorrow.
Rumple: I love you Baelfire.
Neal: I love you too, Papa.
Charming & Emma
Charming: Uhm, Emma?
Emma: Oh no...Please tell me mom isn't in this thread too?
Charming: No, no, it's just you and I.
Emma: Oh thank God.
Charming: We're sorry about that, we weren't really paying attention.
Emma: Riiiight. I'm starting to think you two love mentally scarring your only daughter.
Charming: Of course we don't. But you have to admit, for missing out on 28 years, we're making up for most of those embarrassing moments.
Emma: All that and more, if you ask me.
Charming: But you know we love you irregardless, right? And that we'd do anything for you?
Emma: I know dad. And I love you guys too. Even though you're both oddballs sometimes.
Charming: Runs in the blood.
Emma: Psh, I'm as normal as they come.
Charming: HA! You wish! Face facts, you're a carbon copy of your mother and I. You are an oddball too.
Emma: Why me? What did I do to deserve this?
Charming: Probably because you ate too many cookies...
Emma: Naaah. Cookies are life.
Neal & Henry
Neal: I heard what happened...
Henry: What do you mean?
Neal: About Erin...Is she alright?
Henry: Oh...Yeah she's okay. She doesn't really like my mom though.
Neal: She knew what she was getting herself into when she disrespected her.
Henry: Mom started it!
Neal: Your mom is nuts! We all know this! She should've just ignored the woman.
Henry: So you're taking her side?!
Neal: No. I'm simply saying next time you should prepare better. You knew your mother already didn't like her because of how you two were sneaking around.
Henry: I guess you're right about that. Since when do you give good advice?
Neal: I'll let that slick comment slide. I wanted to know if you wanted to come fishing with your grandfather and I?
Henry: Of course I would. Just us three, right?
Neal: Just us three.
Henry: Sounds good, dad.
Neal: Perfect! Love you son!
Henry: Love you too!
Regina & Snow
Regina: IDIOT 1!
Snow: Oh wow, if it isn't my loving step mother...How may I help you?
Regina: I told you not to call me that...Why is your rugrat in my house?
Snow: Can't help it, it's the truth. And what rugrat?
Regina: Ugh! Neal. What other rugrat would there be?
Snow: Uhm, Neal's here with me...
Regina: Wha-? Then who the hell left their child in my house?
Snow: Is it a girl or a boy?
Regina: I don't know! It keeps looking at me!
Snow: Why is it you act so badass 24/7 but the moment a child is involved you act helpless?
Regina: Psh, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Snow: Need I remind you of Henry?
Regina: He wouldn't stop crying!
Snow: He was a baby! They do that!
Regina: Look! Just get over here before this one starts crying! I see it's lip trembling already!
Snow: Pick him, or her, up then!
Regina: Snow...if you aren't here in the next five minutes, I'm telling Emma about the tape.
Snow: You. Wouldn't. Dare.
Regina: Try. Me.
Snow: FINE! Ugh, you work my nerves.
Regina: Love to hate you too, snow bunny.
