GalaxyComets556 they're being idiots again-
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Dusk: I- don't ever talk to me again.
One of his school friends: ...I just said your dad's kinda hot-
Dusk: stOP I T-
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Odessa: ...do I look bi?-
Oreo: Yes.
Odessa: ...I'm not though, right?
Oreo: I dunno.
Dessa, somewhat nervously: I'm real.
Oreo: Real bi.
Dessa: ...possibly-
Dusk, who was watching everything: pff-f-
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Charan being introduced to the others: Hi!
Dusk and Oreo:
Charan: ...you guys are terrifying-
*Oreo actually being good with kids/letting Charan help with making sweets*
Charan: You less so.
*Dusk matching his parents in power and literally being able to control the afterlife-*
Charan: you the most-
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*Sports festival, with Oreo being way too competitive-*
Oreo at her teammates: Awh, you look so cute sitting there doING ABSOLUTELY, F*CKING N O T H I N G -
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Odessa, being 21: bro I f*cking hate being an "adult"- I went to the doctor today, got my blood drawn- lOOK at the bandage they gave me-
*plain-ass medical band-aid*
Odessa: that ain't f*cking Scooby-Doo-
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Avery, 13: cHARAN'S EATING FLOWERS AGAI N-
Charan, 15: *pANIC-* HEY-
Avery, aggressively holding a spoon at his face: what do you have to say for yourself-
Charan, awkwardly shuffling to the stairs: I got nothing to say-
Avery: "I got nothing to say" wiTH A MOUTHFUL OF POPPIES- *chases him up the stairs* yOU GOT LOTS TO SAY B R O -
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Dusk: So...people are using this filter to detect movement in their house. As you can see- *puts his hand in front of the camera/waves it around, causing the weird trippy effect* -I'm moving. People are using it to detect paranormal activity and sh!t in their house, right?
Dusk: So if you look around my room...there's nothing! We're all good.
Dusk: But th e N - *zooms in on this little white cat figurine on his desk, which is also causing the trippy effect*
Dusk: ...
Dusk: so what does- what does this mean??
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*Avery sitting in the middle of a Barnes & Noble parking lot playing electric guitar at 2AM like the cryptid she is*
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*insert the doors opening and closing on their own while she's alone in the store*
Oreo:
Oreo: ...can I help you find anything??-
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Charan: Why do witches insist on fattening up kids before they eat them? Fat is the grossest part of the meat.
Odessa: "Why hello there little children~ Please follow me to my magical...fITNESS RO O M. NO P A N SI E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT IS L E G D A Y AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D"-
Oreo, ignoring her sister: Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - A.K.A, long cooking times and lower heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do that to lean meat, you get tiny sad meat bits that spark no joy.
*silence*
Simba: Well, you did ask-
Dusk: Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavorful meat.
Herc, who just walked in: you guys are arguing on the semantics oF EATING C H I L D R E N -
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Dusk: I'd like to use my ult to violate the Geneva Convention-
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Oreo: Guess who just found out the different between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way..!
Dusk: ...what's the difference?
Oreo: One you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you're trying to make happens to be fire-
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Odessa: No longer gonna pursue a career! I'd like to be a rock, thanks-
Dusk, monotone: Metamorphic or igneous.
Odessa: Neither, Dwayne the-
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Odessa: I'm not too good at pushups or situps but f*ck ups? Let me tell you-
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okay bai-
