OCs as out-of-context convos I've had with my irl friends, or at least the few I can remember <3
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Dusk: GOd why is it always the bears that are the dilfs in media?? like- what was the bear's name in Jungle Book?-
Odessa: how DARE you insinuate that Baloo was the dilf and not Bagheera-
Dusk: wh- Des-
Odessa: Dusk Bagheera FUCKING RAISED MOWGLI how can you say that Bagheera isn't the dilf- AND HIS V OI C E -
Odessa: if Disney didn't want people simping for a fucking panther they shouldn't have given him deep growly voice-
Dusk: *wh e e ze -* Des sa-
Oreo: wh- what are you guys arguing about??
Odessa: the panther in Jungle Book being a dilf- Bagheera-
Oreo, going back to playing Security Breach: oh yeah he's hot-
Dusk and Odessa in unison: *PFF-*
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August having a conversation with Theo: omg- TEVY- Tevy as a non-binary person, can you confirm that you feel like a pile of rocks?-
Tevy: ...yeah?? what else am I supposed to feel like-
August: *whEEZE-*
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Mitsu, looking dead at Kozbi: how dare you be funnier than me, bit c h -
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Bellona: *smacks Icarus in the back of the head*
Icarus: hEY- don't hi t m e - I'm not your bitch-
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*softly* that's what the girlfriend's for-
Bellona:
Bellona: waI T-
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Mitsuaki's asexual ass, gesturing at the vampire anime they're watching: why is it always I wanna drink the ✨sexy neck milkshake✨ and never 'haha gay vampire man'??? COME ON-
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Kozbi, seeing a video of a dog Harms showed her: :0 doge!!
Harmony, nodding: doge.
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Xena, 13: *hands teen! Herc a huge spear* here's that spear I was talking about yesterday :D- *teleports away*
Herc: *mildly confused laughter. where did she get this, how, why*
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Middy, to Del: hey so any chance you'd want a big sword I found earlier??
Cristoff, standing in the doorway: wha- I want a big sword!!! D:
Middy: *pFF-*
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teen! Xena, balancing on a particularly big chair: HA- I'm taller than you now >:D
teen! Herc:
teen! Herc: *gets on his tip-toes, returns to being taller again*
teen! Xena: ...fuck-
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Delmira: *sQU EAK*
Cristoff: wha- pfHAHAHAHA-
Bax: what- what happened???
Del: I died D:
Cristoff: *cryign-*
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Oreo: *shows Dessa an anime character*
Dessa: OH- he reminds me of,,, uh,,,, *snap snap* what was his name- uh- the dilf cookie (from Cookie Run; Kingdom)-
Oreo: *just starts fuckign dying-*
Dessa: aLMOND COOKIE-
Oreo, dying: wh y d id yu o say it like th a a a a t - hAAA-
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Daeva: it's like throwing oranges at the wall-
Jilaiya:
Jilaiya: I'm sorry throwing wh a t -
Daeva: *starts laughing-*
Jilaiya: wh- eLABORATE- WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT ME AN-
Daeva: *dyign-* you kn o w-
Jilaiya: I DO NOT KNOW, EL A BORA TE-
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Dusk, looking over her shoulder: ...why are your hands so shaky you're just taking a picture-
Odessa: I have ANXIETY, Dusk-
Xena, from across the room: oh hey me too :D
Odessa: *pFF-*
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Dana, bisexual: *does the Hand Thing™ while talking* ...why did I do that with my hand-
Lynette, panromantic, copying her: it's the ~gay~ in us-
Dana: *stifling laughter-* you're right-
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Dusk: guys- guys you can't just,,, approach someone else's pet-
Odessa, boldly marching up to a pet chimera in someone's yard: you can't stop us, DUSK-
Oreo, following her: *quietly* yeah, D u s k -
Dusk: GUYS-
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Cris: I'll be projectile support >:D
*immediately fucking dies bc the opponent threw him off the platform-*
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anyways that's all I can remember, ciao-
