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Jason: Remember what I told you.
Shads: "Don't be a cunt"-
Jase: no-
//
Joyce: Although I don't know much about you, I have a feeling you're actually some sort of sick, deadly fucker.
Daedalus:
Daedalus, softly: who told you-
//
Jerenei: If you could guess, how many braincells do you have?
Blodwen: Doritos Cool Ranch.
*...*
Jerenei: I'm going to assume zero for now-
Blodwen: I love that song-
//
Jason, trying to comfort Shads for the first time: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson?? I've been there-
//
Lynette: I can never give Xena shit because I'm jealous of her. I'll look at her life and say, "sweet, good for her, that's awesome".
Lynette: Meanwhile I look at my life and say, "welp, time to get drunk"-
//
Citrus: What happened to your nose?!
Birb, bloody and bruised: I used it to break some guy's fist-
//
Rohan: What was the one thing I told you not to do?
Aaric and Aari: Raise the dead.
Rohan: And just WHAT did you do?
Aaric and Aari: ....raise the dead-
//
Dusk: ...I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter shows.
Airi: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts-
//
Bellona: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Daedalus: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction-
//
Arakhno: Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single?
Lezabel: Do NOT do that.
Arakhno: You won't even notice!
Monster: *Literally just walks in* H-
Arakhno: Lezabel's single
Lezabel: ...-
//
Galaxy: I didn't get that drunk last night.
Elly: You flirted with Bird.
Gal: Okay, and? She's my wife.
Elly: You asked if she was single.
Elly: Then cried when she said she wasn't-
//
Birb: There are three ways to handle a situation; the right way, the wrong way, and the Elly way.
Galaxy: Isn't that the wrong way?
Birb: Yes, but faster and more violent-
//
