MMM chaos
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Mitsu: do you know how many bones the human body has? it's 206. we start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse - wouldn't you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if I could help you :)
Jilaiya:
Jilaiya: yeah what the actual literal genuine FUCK does that mean-
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[ fighting tips as Triple Threat + friends ]
Blake: don't ever fight a man in a dress. there's no way to win.
Alyx: don't ever fight an acrobat. it's bullshit that such a flamboyant activity translates so well into battle.
Bela: don't ever fight somebody who smiles when you hit them. they've been waiting for that for too long.
Luck: don't ever fight someone who says, "let me get a shot first." they will ne ve r g o d own-
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police officer: I'm going to read you your rights, if you have any questions, you tell me, okay?
teen! Delmira: can I just be shot-
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[ I don't know what the original person was saying so it's just gibberish- ]
Ryko: do your Ariana Grande impression-
Vasuki: iT'S SO HARD ok a y-
Vasuki: 𝓃ååæ𝓂ė𝓂ą𝓂œ
Ryko: *dIES-*
Vasuki: 𝓃𝒶𝓃𝓌 𝓃𝑒𝒽𝓃𝒶𝑜𝓌𝓃𝑒
𝓃𝒶𝒽𝓌𝑜𝑒𝓃𝒶𝒽 -
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Lin: you've been a bit...impulsive lately. is everything okay?
Creator: oh, 100%. all of those decisions were made of sound mind and body.
Lin: okay, I was just making s-
Creator: this was the sound though.
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Ambrus: she knocked that smug look off my face, but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath-
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Xena: you've heard of "everyone in my friend group turned out gay" but here comes the sequel, "everyone in my friend group turned out neurodivergent"-
*pointing at herself/Drax/Zeliah* we got 3 ADHD-
*pointing at Rai* 1 dyslexic-
*pointing at Dusty & Dana* 2 OCD-
*pointing at Lynette in the far corner* and 1 no idea what's going on but something's up-
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Cristoff: oh, look at the time! *picks up phone* tIME TO DIE!!! *aggressively slams phone down-*
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Creator: you've heard of the T-pose to assert dominance but have you heard of the
*contorts body in a very concerning way*
